Illegals Aliens Say Adios, America Says Gracias!

By John W. Lillpop

As one who is adamant in the belief that English should be the only language in America, I am loathe to use Spanish for any purpose whatsoever.

However, I am tempted to make an exception for the great news currently coming from Arizona and Oklahoma. Namely, illegal aliens by the thousands are packing their bags and heading back to Mexico.

It is called self-deportation and is happening because of tough new laws that make it miserable for illegal aliens and employers who hire them.

Therefore, I say Gracias to each and every illegal who goes home to Mexico, or other third world nation of origin. Do not come back, and don't bother to write, even if you can.

And to George W. Bush and like-minded Mexi-nazis in Congress who insist that deporting 38 million free loaders and scam artists is "impossible," I say Look at Arizona! and Look at Oklahoma!

Illegal aliens will self-deport if convinced that the authorities are serious about enforcing the law. They will not leave if our leaders are stupid enough to give them driver's licenses, in-state tuition fees, free health care, and other perks.

The solution is to be tough enough to cause self-deportation to kick in.

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