Happy Cinco de Mayo, America! Adios, Jose Medellin!

By John W. Lillpop

Yes, there was some good news for American citizens to celebrate on May 5th!

Specifically, despite the best efforts of George W. Bush, unquestionably the worst president in U.S. history, and meddling fools in the Mexican government, a state judge in Houston, Texas has set aside the day of August 5, 2008 for the execution of illegal alien Jose Medellin.

This comes on the heels of a U.S. Supreme Court ruling which held that our idiot president exceeded his authority by trying to order Texas to reconsider Medellin's case and the cases of 50 others born in Mexico and condemned for murders in America.

Finally, justice will be delivered to Jose Medellin for his role in the rape and murder of two teenage girls 15 years ago.

http://www.kwtx.com/home/headlines/18578744.html

Regrettably, this human trash will be spared the bitter agony and awful pain suffered by his victims. Instead, Texas will send Medellin on his not-so-merry way by administering a lethal injection, a procedure roughly equivalent to getting a flu shot--admittedly with one hell of a lot more wallop and finality!

Of course, bleeding heart liberals will complain that even a lethal injection will violate Medellin's eight-amendment protection against "cruel and unusual punishment." In fact, however, a simple injection is too good for this sub-human monster.

Besides, the US Constitution does not ban the death penalty, so the framers obviously accepted the fact that it would be necessary for the government to terminate the lives of particularly offensive vermin, like one Jose Medellin.

In other words, in and of itself, the death penalty is NOT cruel and unusual. Inflicting death is bound to cause pain and suffering, but pain is not unconstitutional!

With their ruling, the SCOTUS reaffirmed the continued validity of that Texas battle cry--"Don't Mess With Texas!"

Get it Dubya?

Meanwhile, the count down begins for ending the unwelcome presence of Jose Medellin in Texas, in America, and on the planet.

Which brings up an interesting question: How do you say Happy August 5 in Spanish?

Cinco de Augusto?

Whatever, it will be a genuine pleasure to say Adios! to Jose Medellin, come August 5!