Open Borders and Amnesty: Passions of the anti-Christ?

By John W. Lillpop

In some of the most convoluted logic and snake oil promotion ever unleashed on the American public, politicians from both parties are screaming that America needs a "Guest Worker" (amnesty) program because of a calamitous shortage of workers in the fields.

In other words, America needs to abandon concerns about rule of law, homeland security, economic and social stability, and American language and culture for cheap labor? And in the case of the Democrats, cheap votes?

Good grief, have politicians in Washington, D.C. lost their collective minds? Should we send the U.S. Marines to Capitol Hill with orders to administer Prozac and insulin shock to any befuddled leader actually speaking in favor of amnesty?

Should the Marines start at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and then work their way to Congress?

Really, how in the bloody hell can there be a "shortage of workers" in a nation that is overwhelmed and overrun by illegal aliens?

For example, just last April and May, Americans were horrified at the sight of millions of illegal aliens marching through our streets to protest the rule of law.

Remember those images of millions of invaders flying Mexican flags with "Si se puede!" or some other idiotic Spanish gibberish tattooed on their foreheads?

Why not round up these criminals, outfit them with straw hats, picking buckets, and other required farm-work paraphernalia, and ship them to the nearest fields?

Moreover, jail systems throughout America already use incarcerated inmates to clean parks and roadways.

Why not force those here illegally, and in jail or prison, to meet pick grapes and tomatoes 12 hours a day?

This will keep the cost of produce down, and when word of the new program reaches Mexico, may be more effective at ending the invasion than armed troops at the border!

Other venues for locating workers who have no legal or moral basis for being in America include day labor centers, Home Depot stores, welfare offices, food stamp distribution centers, and just about every Jumbo Jack, McDonald's, and Wendy's fast food joint in America.

In addition, Michael Chertoff, my personal choice to play the lead role in Passion of the Anti-Christ when Oliver Stone decides to film it, can help.

Provided he undergoes supervised rehabilitation.

Once Chertoff recovers from his addiction to stupidity, he may be able to understand that American agriculture needs help, and that more than enough help can be provided by rounding up Spanish-speaking burger flippers, bottle washers, and toilet bowl engineers.

Of course, if farmers would pay competitive wages, their labor needs would be met by real Americans--citizens and others here legally.

Indeed, reports indicate that the “shortfall” of agricultural workers is also the result of illegal aliens working in construction and other U.S. industries.

In other words, illegal aliens already here are no longer willing to pick produce and fruit. Talk about bloody cheek!

Finally, much like this nation's addiction to foreign oil, America is addicted to slave labor from the third world.

This addiction represents a major threat to homeland security, national sovereignty, economic and social stability, and preservation of American values and culture.

America needs to end this insidious addiction to slave labor:

* Secure our borders, with military force if needed.

* Deport all illegal aliens currently in the United States.

* Prosecute and punish all business owners that undermine the national security by hiring illegal aliens.

* Hold the Mexican government accountable for its role in the invasion of America by third-world criminals.

By cutting off the flow of illegal aliens, American politicians can do what is right for working families, while at the same time fighting terrorism and preserving American culture.

And that would be mucho bueno!


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

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