Armed Incursions By Mexicans Prod Dubya Into Inaction

By John W. Lillpop

Startling new information secured by Judicial Watch documents the fact that Mexican military and other officials have staged 29 incursions into America over the past 12 months.

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In 17 of the incursions, the Mexicans were armed.

Can you imagine? An armed invasion of these great United States without so much as a whimper or complaint from the dunderheads charged with defending our nation?

In fact, George W. Bush is so concerned that he has retreated to the middle east on a "peace mission."

Dubya on a peace mission?

That's akin to having Nancy Pelosi address the NRA in order to rally support for the second amendment. Or Harry Reid touring Iraq to assure U.S. ground troops that America is winning the war.

But perhaps the American people are actually better off with Dubya consigned to the most dangerous region in the world? At least while he is abroad, Duyba is not doing more "lame duck" damage here at home while on a scavenger hunt for a legacy.

And who knows, maybe Dubya can actually bring peace to Israel by convincing Prime Minister Ehud Olmert into adopting an "open borders" policy that will allow millions of suicide bombers to invade Israel, to do work (blow up buses, shops, etc.) that persnickety Jews will simply not do?

A middle east version of his idiotic "Mexicanization" policy that has worked so well in America--if you happen to be an official of the Mexican government looking to dump 38 million illiterate peasants on the backs of U.S. taxpayers, that is?

With just slightly more than 365 days left for the "Worst President" in history to achieve a respectable legacy, Dubya will have to do something spectacular and dramatic should his peace mission fail.

Here's food for thought for the Dubyamester: Why not invade Mexico, take over the oil fields, imprison all of their corrupt elitist billionaires and politicians, and hand out their treasury to the 38 million criminals who have invaded America?

With the caveat that in order to claim the booty, every illegal alien must be embedded with a tracking chip and return to Mexico forever, with no right of return or visit.

Dubya could even skim oil profits off the top and send said profits to the U.S. treasury for distribution to rich and powerful Americans desperately in need of more tax cuts.

How do you say win-win in Spanish?