Why Not Drivers' Licenses for Illegal Aliens?

By John W. Lillpop

When it comes to pushing really stupid ideas, California state Senator Gilbert Cedillo is the Everready Bunny of demented politics.

For years, Cedillo has worked tirelessly trying to get California to grant drivers' licenses to invading criminals, most of whom share Cedillo's Hispanic ethnicity.

Only once, during the term of Governor Gray Davis, did the Cedillo annual assault on common sense actually become law.

Even then, the new law was short-lived because California voters wisely decided that Gray Davis was lacking sufficient Grey Matter to run the state; Davis was recalled, and voters installed Arnold Schwarzenegger in his place.

The Terminator quickly terminated the Cedillo folly, and the rest is history.

But what if Cedillo was actually right? Perhaps illegal aliens do deserve driver's licenses and a whole lot more?

Come to think of it, perhaps American taxpayers should be forced to give every illegal alien:


* A 3,500 square foot home located on 160 acres, title free and clear, and with a permanent exemption from property taxes?

* Free education at the university of his or her choice, including room and board, tuition, books and class materials? With no need to pass entrance exams or prove academic worthiness?

* At least two new SUVs per household and more as needed to assure upward mobility for all family members?

* Lifetime medical and dental care, free of charge?

* Free food and clothing?

* The latest and most sophisticated computing equipment and software available, including high-speed Internet connections?

* A laptop for every illegal lap?

* An annual all-expenses paid 30-day vacation to Mexico, including round trip fare and $5,500 petty cash?

* A free path to citizenship, including all immigration fees and attorney costs?

And why not go all out to make illegal aliens really feel comfortable?

Why not redo the Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and Bill of Rights in Spanish, amended as appropriate to assure full protection of illegal aliens as the largest and most vulnerable group of victims in America?

Why not require that all business transacted in the House and Senate be in Spanish?

Why not make Cinco de Mayo a national holiday and drop Independence Day (July 4th) in order to keep spending in line?

Why not move Washington, D.C. to Tijuana, Mexico, which is, after all, a more appropriate venue for a House (and Senate) of ill repute?

Bottom Line: Why not just step aside and let Mexican invaders re-make America into Mexico north?

That may be the only way to stop the invasion, because once America has decayed to a third-world sister of Mexico, invaders will have no reason to come here.

At that happy day, it will be more cost effective for freeloaders and scam artists to simply stay squatted in Mexico!

Brilliant strategery for ending illegal immigration, say what?

Time to End the Spanish Imposition

Satire By John W. Lillpop

During the Spanish Inquisition, Jews, near Jews, closet Jews, those friendly to Jews, and those suspected of being friendly to Jews were subjected to harrowing episodes of intolerance and misery unequaled in history.

Until now, that is.

We the people have been hoodwinked by a coalition of civil rights scam artists, third world freeloaders, ACLU lawyers, liberal politicians, leftist educators, confused Catholics, and Marxist librarians working 24/7 to create a United States of Babel by eradicating the English language from our land.

The technical name for this travesty is the Spanish Imposition and it is evident everywhere.

One sees and hears Spanish imposed on an unwilling public at Sears and Target stores, fast food eateries, cemeteries, libraries, outlets for dispensing social services, banks, car washes, and all other public locations were two or more illegal aliens are likely to assemble. That means everywhere!

The Spanish Imposition has found it's way to voting ballots, and the presidential campaigns. Christopher Dodd and Bill Richardson, Democrat presidential candidates without a single clue between them, even debated in Spanish just to prove that they are capable of delivering bilingual lies.

Things have gotten so crazy in Los Angeles that the Mexican national anthem is played before every game at Dodgers Stadium, otherwise known by liberals and illegal aliens as Chavez ravine.

Of course the Dodgers also play the Star Spangled Banner, provided someone remembers to remind the events coordinator. It is rumored that the Dodgers even arrange for the anthem to be performed in English on especially patriotic holidays like Memorial Day and Independence Day; however, that detail cannot be confirmed.

Those who speak English only are at a distinct disadvantage while trying to transact any of the following business in California:


( )Receive medical care at an emergency room;

( )Order a meal from a restaurant, fast food or higher end;

( )Arrange landscaping or gardening services;

( )Seek social services from a local, state, or federal agency;

( )Have one's home cleaned;

( )Get one's car washed; or

( )Attempt to communicate with garbage men, cable installers, handymen, roofers, and ICE employees.

Communications between English only and Spanish only speakers can be chaotic, confusing, and outrageously funny as the following dialogue from the 1975 British Comedy, Fawlty Towers, demonstrates.

AR is Alice Richards, an elderly English woman with an acute hearing problem and absolutely no Spanish language skills, while M is Manuel, a low-level hotel worker from Spain who speaks perfect Spanish, but whose English skills are minimal at best.

AR is trying to check in at the Fawlty Towers hotel and has been turned over to Manuel for processing.

AR: Now, I asked for a first class room with a bath and a sea view. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.

M: Que?

AR: What?

M: Que?

AR: K?

M: Si!

AR: See?

M: Nodding enthusiastically.

AR: K see? K see? What are you trying to say?

M: No, no, no! Que, what!

R: K what?

M: Si! Que what!

R: CK What?

M: Yes!

Ar: Who is CK What?

M: Que?

On and on it goes. Suffice it to say, Manuel was unable to help Alice Richards and she made it to her room only after being rescued by an English speaking hotel clerk.

Although the Fawlty Towers episode is very funny, real life confrontations between English and Spanish speakers is all too serious and frustrating to both sides.

Although I firmly believe that English should be the official language of the United States, I do not agree with some of my eccentric right wing friends who would make speaking Spanish in public a felony.

As a compassionate conservative, I believe that those guilty of a first offense should be charged with a misdemeanor. However, those caught speaking Spanish a second time should be arrested on felony charges, held without bail, and deported as soon as possible!

Celebrating the First Anniversary of the Deportation of Elvira Arrellano!

By John W. Lillpop


While Al Gore and environmental scam artists of his ilk continue to milk global warming for all it's worth, the fact is that America has entered a new ICE age, as in Immigration Control and Enforcement (ICE).

That convenient and pleasant truth became obvious more than one year ago in August 2007, when U.S. immigration authorities deported illegal alien-anarchist Elvira Arrellano just hours following her arrest in Los Angeles.

Thus, the manipulative, evil, and cowardly illegal alien who hid behind the Christian cross and her (at the time) eight-year-old son to escape American justice was kicked out of the US and off the public trough.

This Mexican vermin was kicked out despite the likes of George W. Bush and John McCain who claim that it is "impossible" to deport illegal aliens.

All it takes, boys, is political will, reasonably well functioning cajones, and a decent amount of patriotism and love for America!

By immediately removing Elvira Arrellano from American soil, the U.S. government finally accomplished something positive on behalf of American citizens, rather than coddling to illegal aliens who do not belong here.

In addition, a much- needed message was delivered to other invaders currently in America, as well as to would-be invaders in third world nations like Mexico.

That message: Illegal aliens will be hunted down, arrested, and deported as soon as possible, irrespective of family ties.

After all, illegal is illegal, family or not.

Of course, ACLU lawyers and other nut case liberals can be counted on to wring their hands in feigned angst about separating the saintly Arellano from her family.

"We must not tear families apart with such cold, calculated indifference," bleeding hearts will wail.

The obvious rejoinder is that we cannot allow American jurisprudence to be derailed by "cold, calculating" criminals who deliberately manipulate circumstances in order to circumvent the rule of law and justice.

Indeed, the "anchor baby" ploy used by invaders like Elvira Arellano must be recognized for what it is--an evil exploitation of children!

Remember Arellano was given due process and was ordered by the courts to get the hell out of America ten years ago. But like every illegal alien currently here, Arellano simply does not give a damn about due process or rule of law.

Which is why firm, decisive, and immediate are important key words that the U.S. government must implement in dealing with invading criminals.

Perhaps the deportation of Ms. Arellano will cause other illegal aliens to begin the process of self-deportation. That would be a wonderful thing!

In the meantime, we need to keep the pressure on Michael Chertoff.

After all, Chertoff still has 37,999,999 additional illegal aliens to hunt down, arrest, and deport!

You go, Michael, and remember you are THE MAN of the new ICE age!

Flip-Flopping on Change!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

If flip flopping were an Olympic event, Barack Obama would have won enough gold medals to buy all of those missing McCain mansions outright, and still have sufficient scratch left to treat Oprah Winfrey to lunch.

By naming Joe Biden as his running mate, the Anointed One has set an all-time world record for prevarication, said record subject to being superseded by Obama himself, at any time, without advance warning.

Oddly enough, this fellow was supposed to be all about CHANGE, CHANGE, and still more CHANGE, remember?

To date, the only CHANGE that Obama has consistently brought to the table is an all- too- frequent change of his bloody mind on vital issues of the day!

Nominating Joe Biden for the vice presidency to run under the banner of CHANGE is another stunning example of Obama's inexperience, lack of commitment to anything except acquisition of raw power, and world class flip- flop skills.

Good grief, with 35 years under his belt in the US Senate, Senator Joseph Biden is the quintessential Washington insider. If ever there was a poster child for the anti-change status quo, it would be the senior senator from Delaware!

More Proof: Democrat Joe Biden has not changed his hairpiece in 20 years!

Oh, and by the way, Joe Biden will be 66 in October.

Which means that Biden is darn near as old as John McCain and is a smidgen older than Hillary Clinton is.

According to ageist hate speech used by Team Obama against both McCain and Hillary, they are "old school" fogies," out of touch with any American who can still walk about on his or her own, and for whom sex is more important than comfortable dentures and a clean bed pan.

Fathoming why Biden's 66 trumps McCain's 72, or Hillary's 61, when it comes to being in sync with younger voters is beyond this writer's pay grade. As such, it is best left for historians to sort out in the decades to follow.

Biden has other shortcomings, including the fact that he is an angry white male and an attorney.

Which begs the following question: Can the American electorate, starved as it is for CHANGE, be placated by placing an old, angry white male with a law degree just a heart beat away from the presidency?

Still, this is Obama's show, and there ARE positive qualities that Biden brings to the ticket:

First and foremost, Joseph Biden is NOT Hillary Rodham Clinton.

In and of itself, that is enough to endear Biden to millions of voters who would like to keep the White House "b**** free," for at least four more years.

Next, Biden has a unique capacity for sticking his foot into his mouth with inappropriate, politically incorrect, and or incendiary remarks.

If fact, if sticking your foot in your mouth was an Olympic event, Joe Biden would have nearly as much gold to his credit as Obama, flip-flopping champ of all time.

How might Biden's non-stop adventures in a quagmire of faux pas benefit the ticket?

Elementary, really: It will keep snoopy news reporters pre-occupied with chasing down the latest "Biden Eruption."

Thus, the media will be too busy to delve into Obama's Jihadist past, involvement with sleazy underground characters, or his relationship with his half-brother, left to wilt in abject poverty in Kenya.

Some might ask, "But, what about Biden's despicable dabbling in plagiarism?"

Friends, this is what makes the Obama-Biden bonding so special:

Barack Obama has never written anything worth stealing, so all his jottings would be perfectly safe, even with Joseph Biden free to roam the White House!



jwl
8-24

"Progressive Insanity" Will Doom San Francisco!

By John W. Lillpop


San Francisco's reputation as a "progressive" Mecca for those who have lost the ability to apply common sense to everyday situations is legendary.

It is also a shining example of the arrogant elitism that has overwhelmed the mayor, the Board of Supervisors, and most so-called "servants of the people" in this fog-infested fairyland.

Most major American cities are struggling mightily to save their municipalities from the cancer of illegal aliens by adopting new laws, ordinances, and enforcement actions to prevent invading criminals from coming in the first place, and to encourage those already there to get the hell out.

It's called responsible governance, a term rarely used when discussing elected officials in San Francisco.

Instead of working to make this once great city safe for citizens and tourists alike, this bastion of progressive insanity has gone the other way by arrogantly designating itself as a "Sanctuary City."

Irresponsible leftists in power here even went so far as to run ads to attract illegal aliens, at a cost of $80,000 in taxpayer's cash.

Progressive insanity also caused this center of commerce and sophistication to shield juvenile illegal aliens from deportation, including those guilty of felony crimes.

That bit of progressive insanity cost San Francisco millions in housing costs and air fare as The City went the extra mile to assure that dangerous felons were sent home at taxpayer expense, sans the stigma and indignity of being deported by Uncle Sam.

Sill, liberals smirked arrogantly as they recklessly squandered taxpayer money.

This, they gloated, was "progressive humanity" at it's very best.

"No human being is illegal" was adopted as the idiotic mantra of progressives urgently in need of schooling about American citizenship and the priceless value thereof.

However, arrogant smirks and silly catch phrases are starting to be in short supply these days, now that progressive insanity has lead to the murder of three American citizens by an illegal alien who should have been deported years ago.

Specifically, Tony Bologna and his sons Michael and Matthew were shot to death by Edwin Ramos who authorities say is a member of a street gang and who has been charged with three counts of murder.

Edwin Ramos has a long rap sheet, much of which was compiled before the alleged killer reached the age of 18. Because of his age, San Francisco blindly shielded Ramos from deportation, thereby setting the stage for the viscous murder of three members of the Bolgna family.

As it turns out, the unintended consequences of progressive insanity may end up costing San Francisco taxpayers many millions more.

That is because of a legal claim filed on behalf of the victims' family which contends that San Francisco's sanctuary policies played a "substantial" role in the slayings of Tony Bologna and two of his sons.

Taxpayers could be left holding the bag for even more millions if the family of Tony Bologna and his sons file a wrongful death lawsuit after the legal claim has been adjudicated.

SF GATE:

The only possible benefit from this nightmare would be if Gavin Newsom's political aspirations were to be torched as a result of this tragic episode.

Newsom fancies himself as a contender for the California governor's mansion in 2010. With any luck, this Sanctuary City outrage will end all hopes that Newsom has for a career in politics.

Newsom is, after all, a perfect example of "Progressive Insanity," at it's very worse and most treacherous.

Idiotic Shielding of Illegal Alien in SF Leads to More Violence!

By John W Lillpop

Idiots in a fog! is the only term that comes close to describing San Francisco's moronic obsession with illegal aliens at the expense of American citizens.

The latest outrage involves Eric Antonio now 19, a native of Mexico, who is the second youthful offender protected from deportation in San Francisco that has later been arrested for a violent crime as an adult.

Uc-Cahun's crimes was especially vicious, authorities said - a top prosecutor said the victim had been "gutted, like you gut a pig."

See link for full story.*

Once again, Mayor Gavin Newsom and the Board of Supervisors in this decrepit old town have socked it to the good people of San Francisco.

How much more of this stupidity will be tolerated?


SOURCE:*

Solving the Gang Problem in Los Angeles

By John W. Lillpop

According to liberal politicians like Mayor Antonio Villagarosa, the gang problem in the once great American city of Los Angeles is so complex and pervasive that only scores of millions of additional taxpayers dollars will make the slightest difference.

In his infinite wisdom, Villagarosa would spend those scores of millions of dollars on programs to educate, rehabilitate, and redeem gang members (victims!) whom have been neglected and abused to such an extent that affiliation with violent gangs is quite understandable.

In other words, it is not fair to blame the gangsters, their families, or their cultural heritage for the fact that Los Angeles is virtually uninhabitable, except for those who belong to gangs like MS-13.

Rather, it is American society, we the people, who are to blame!

Rubbish and hogwash!

Solving the gang problem in LA is neither complex, nor should it be expensive. Just apply some common sense and take the following steps:


*Recall Mayor Antonio Villagarosa.

*Secure the US borders with military force.

*Eliminate all social services programs that support illegal aliens and use the money to hire thousands of new ICE and Border Patrol agents.

*Institute non-stop, no holds barred ICE raids to identify every illegal alien currently in America.

*Deport all illegal aliens as soon as possible. No exceptions.

Implementing these simple steps could save a major world city from becoming a third-world cesspool.

Comprehende, Antonio?

Felipe Calderon: Stop Mexican Peasants from Invading America!

By John W. Lillpop


While visiting the United States earlier this year, Mexican President Felipe Calderon wasted his breath by lecturing Americans about how illegal aliens from his nation-sewer are being mistreated.

Like the equally demented Vicente Fox, Calderon stupidly argues that Americans should be grateful to have 38 million, mostly Mexican, illiterate peasants dumped in our laps, for US taxpayers to educate, feed, house, and provide medical care for.

At only $200 billion a year, it's quite a bargain, right Felipe?

Calderon is also taking a page from the Vicente Fox school of ignorance by declaring that American resistance to the invasion from south of our borders is an obvious case of racism!

What both Fox and Calderon conveniently forget to note is that illegal aliens come here on their own--no one is forcing these third-world free loaders and parasites to invade America!

Except, perhaps, the corrupt Mexican government!

Avoiding mistreatment of Mexican citizens in America is really quite simple, President Calderon.

Stop them from coming here to begin, with and take back the 38 million already here!

Repeat: Keep your damn garbage in Mexico and it will not be treated like garbage in America!

America does not need or want your castoffs.

Felipe Calderon, Vicente Fox, and all of the other corrupt thugs in the Mexican government must be forced to accept the following essential truths about America:


* In 1848, The Treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo was ratified by both the U.S. and Mexican Congresses. That Treaty ended any and all claims Mexico had to land now a part of the United States.

* Native American Indians were the original owners of the American southwest. Were there were any valid property rights claims concerning that land, such rights would belong to Native American Indians, not Mexicans.

* America is a sovereign nation, totally independent of Mexico. It has been that way for over 200 years. We intend to keep it that way.

* In America, Mexico is considered a foreign nation and Spanish is a foreign language.

* America operates according to the rule of law which applies to everyone. This is true whether one is brown, black, yellow, lily-white, red, or an exotic hybrid of lavender and green.

* Being hard-working and good hearted is commendable. But those qualities do NOT entitle anyone to enter America illegally.

* Being bilingual is cool--provided one of the languages is English. Literacy in only Spanish is not cool here.

* Celebrating one's cultural heritage is perfectly fine--as long as it does not interfere with prompt and complete assimilation into American culture.

* Driving while loaded or drunk may be "macho" in Mexico. But in America, it is considered stupid and criminal and is not tolerated, regardless of ones country of origin or cultural heritage.

* People here illegally are criminals, and as such, are most unwelcome. American citizens will fight to have such miscreants deported, regardless of whether or not families are involved. Illegal is illegal, family or not.

* Demanding that our borders be secured and that the law be enforced is the right of all American citizens and doing so does not make any one a racist or bigot.

* U.S. immigration laws exist to protect American citizens and others that are here legally, not to facilitate a foreigner's pursuit of a better life.

* Those who come to America must adjust to our culture and traditions. We have no obligation or desire to change in deference to foreign newcomers, and

* Brown may be beautiful in Mexico, but in America, we are partial to colors that symbolize freedom under the rule of law. That would be Red, White and Blue.

Take note of this list Messrs. Calderon and Fox. Share it with other Mexicans considering an invasion north.

Passing it on may cause them to reconsider, and that would be a great thing!

Twelve Steps of Illegal Aliens Anonymous, Revised

Satire by John W. Lillpop


Alcoholic Anonymous (AA) has earned worldwide acclaim for its success in treating people afflicted with alcoholism. The heart of AA is the twelve step program which, when followed diligently, usually delivers the elusive gift of sobriety.

Illegal aliens are much the same as alcoholics; in fact, most invaders are drunks.

Because of the urgent need to rehabilitate these good hearted, hard working criminals so they can be deported in a sober fashion, the steps of AA have been adopted to the lives of illegal aliens.

As could be expected, the original version of the Twelve Steps of Illegal Aliens is in guttural Spanish, written and produced in San Francisco.

What follows is an English translation, offered for the benefit of taxpayers who need to know why their gardeners, housekeepers, and septic tank people cannot work after 3 PM without a cold case of Cuervo beer as motivation.


TWELVE STEPS OF ILLEGAL ALIENS ANONYMOUS


1. We admitted that the US government, the Minute Men, and all other US law enforcement authorities are powerless over the 38 million illegal aliens already in America, and our 100 million family members waiting in Mexico and beyond for just the right moment to join us by invading America.

2. Came to believe that Deportations by a power greater than ourselves could be thwarted by simply moving to San Francisco and other bastions of anti-American stupidity known as sanctuary cities.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the Catholic Church, La Raza, ACLU, DNC, Barack Obama, John McCain, and the mainstream liberal media.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. Finding none (morals), we found "Family Values do not end at the Rio Grande" to be a mindless slogan uttered by a mindless politician bent on mindless pandering to Hispanics and mindless obstruction of the rule of law.

5. Admitted to no one, especially to agents of the Border patrol, Homeland Security, ICE, the Minutemen, and local law authorities, the exact nature of our wrongs, since we have none.

6. Were entirely ready to march and riot in the streets of America with Mexican flags and Spanish banners should the US Congress even consider laws that would reduce or eliminate our ability to freeload and steal services from American taxpayers, or for deporting hombres back to Mexico.

7. Demanded (to hell with "humbly") that Barack Obama and or John McCain grant amnesty en masse to our sorry, brown butts no later than 1 PM on January 20, 2009.

8. Would have made a list of all persons we had harmed were it not for the fact that we are but a collection of illiterate peasants who could care less about the fate of gringos foolish enough to get in our way.

9. Would never make direct amends to such people, especially since doing so would bring horrific damage to the Mexican economy and the holy objectives of Reconquesta.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly denied it and shouted RACISM! non-stop at the very top of our lungs. In Spanish and English!

11. Sought through alcohol and illegal drugs to improve our conscious contact with the omnipotent Illegal Alien in the Sky, as we understood Him, praying only for ICE-free summers, falls, winters, and springs.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we carried this message to all other illegal aliens and encouraged them to join us by voting Democrat in the November elections.


Happy rehab, Pedro!

Slit-Eyed Gestures: Hispanic Racism, or Crude Tomfoolery?

Satire, Courtesy of John W. Lillpop

Legend has it that the Olympics are supposed to bring people from diverse races, nationalities, and cultures together so that greater understanding and appreciation can be achieved to the overall betterment of humanity.

Diversity acceptance on steroids, as it were!

However, in 2008, the Olympics appear to have fostered a wave of anti-Chinese racism or, depending on one's views, simplistic tomfoolery among Hispanic people.

Olympic team members from both Spain and Argentina have been seen in photographs pulling back the skin on the side of their eyes, in a crude impersonation of Chinese people.

Last week it was athletes from Spain who were exposed for their slit-eyed shenanigans.

Just when that controversy began to ebb, the shocking photograph of Argentine football players surfaced. It shows four Hispanic women engaged in slit-eyed gestures, clearly mocking the appearance of Chinese people.

The photograph shows players Maria Potassa, Eva Gonzalez, Fabiana Vallejos and Andrea Ojeda smiling broadly as they torment Chinese people everywhere.

Officials from China and Argentina have yet to comment formally, although insiders at the US State Department believe that these incidents have set diversity acceptance back at least 50 years and could result in a China versus Spain and Argentina war unless cooler heads prevail.

News of the slit-eyed gesture phenomenon has reached every corner of the globe, including the campaign trials in America where Barack Obama and John McCain continue to campaign before thousands of people who could care less about anything either of these toads has to say about anything.

From the streets of Chicago, Barry (Barack Obama) tried to manipulate the news for tacky political gain by suggesting that Chinese parents should make sure that their children can speak Spanish, just in case Hispanic athletes decide to apologize.

Out in the hot Arizona desert, John McCain declined to comment, but pointed out that making fun of slit-eyed people damn near caused him to lose the family jewels (his gonads) during the Vietnam war.

And out in California, the ACLU announced that it was recruiting 3,500 recent law school graduates to go into immediate training for the 2012 Olympics in London so as to cover the expected carnage when English is the language of the host nation.

In addition, La Raza, also known as the Brown KKK, announced that it will be in London in 2012 as well, just to "make sure the Brits don't push that English crap too far."

Still, there is a bright side to all this: With both the ACLU and La Raza stalking good people in London, real Americans will be free to kick a few million illegal aliens back across the border!

* SOURCE




jwl
8-20

What If Illegal Aliens Were Deported?

Satire, By John W. Lillpop

Small thinkers like George W. Bush, John McCain, Barack Obama, and nearly all Democrats continue to perpetuate the outrageous myth that America cannot deport upwards of 38 million illegal aliens.

To which sane patriots immediately demand: Why the Hades not?

After all, each and every one of the interlopers came here one at a time; let us send them home the same way!

To facilitate that process, the list below provides a partial rendering of the goodies that would come our way if deportations started in earnest this afternoon:


*Emergency rooms would be used to treat medical emergencies, instead of being day care centers for freeloading foreign parasites;

*California would again be a blue state. Perhaps, in time, the Golden State might even be a safe haven for flying the American flag and other "jingoistic" excesses;

*Leaf blowers and Se Hablo Espanol signs would go the way of analog televisions and pay phones;

*Food like nachos, tacos, and burritos would be imported treats, rather than being hawked on every street corner by non-English speaking hawkers;

*Obesity would decline sharply as sedentary Americans would be forced to mow their own lawns, clean their own homes, and wash their own cars;

*San Francisco's population would be reduced to a few thousand gay activists, a mentally and morally retarded Board of Supervisors, and a mayor with a promising future in gay porn, but absolutely no future in politics or law;

*America's inmate population would plunge 30 percent, forcing federal, state, and local authorities to close hundreds of prisons and jails, saving taxpayers hundreds of billions each year;

*Welcome to America! would replace subversive "Press 1 for English" recorded messages;

*Demand for bilingual teachers would decline to the same level as for typewriter and VCR repair technicians;

*Unemployed and unemployable ACLU attorneys would be forced to flip burgers and scoop fries at McDonald's just to survive. Justice at last!;

*The Catholic Church would revert to being a "sanctuary pew" for gay priests, pedophiles in training, and poor white trailer trash too hooked on cigarettes and booze to be Mormons;

*Fast food restaurants would no longer exist, forcing Americans to feast on tofu and celery, thereby putting hundreds of cardiac surgeons out of work;

*Instead of a huge budget deficit, California would have an obscene surplus--taxes would be cut 20 percent;

*Welfare fraud and ID theft would no longer be considered as major crimes in those FBI statistics reports;

*Antonio Villagarosa would be picking avocados in Salinas rather than destroying the once great city of Los Angeles as it's Mayor;

*Both chambers of the US Congress would still be controlled by Republicans, rather than being in the hands of the enemy;

*Duyba Bush would be forced to learn proper English, rather than relying on illegal aliens to make him sound good by comparison!

*Hillary Clinton's approval rating would less than that of Osama bin Laden in New York City, and

*Freeing poor illegal aliens from "Living in the Shadows of American society" would no longer be the rallying cry for millions of Marxist wusses intent on destroying our great nation!

What do you think?

Bueno?

W Finally Gets Serious About National Sovereignty and Borders!

By John W. Lillpop

What is that you say? President Bush has finally gotten tough on sovereignty and borders?

If true, we have nothing short of a first-class miracle in the making.

Hold on, mate. Before we decide to crown some other dude as "Worst president in US History," Bush's comments need to be placed in context.

In fact, President Bush was in hussy fit over how Russia has abused the sovereignty and borders of the tiny nation of Georgia. He was particularly piqued at the Russian vision for Georgia, which does not include the provinces of South Ossetia and Abkhazia.

"These regions are a part of Georgia and the international community has repeatedly made clear that they will remain so," said Bush, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at his side. "There's no room for debate on this matter."

Bush went on to add that Georgia's borders need to be respected.

SOURCE:

Pity, is it not, that the passion our commander-in-chief has for defending the borders of a foreign nation thousands of miles away is not replicated when it comes to our own borders?

Wouldn't it be nice to know that our president is as concerned about about Mexico's attempt to Reconquesta Texas, California, Arizona, New Mexico, and the rest of the Southwest by flooding the area with illegal aliens as he is about Russia's lust for South Ossetia and Abkhazia?

In addition, while our president loses sleep over Georgia's borders, the Mexican military illegally crosses US borders and brandishes firearms against American citizens employed as border patrol agents.

And George W. Bush does not even complain! Does that make any sense whatsoever?

Before taking on Vladimir Putin, Bush should be telling Mexico's Felipe Calderon to get the 38 million or so illiterate peasants from Mexico out of America NOW.

Bush's second message to Calderon should be: Do not let your damn peasants cross the border into America to begin with. Keep them in Mexico or we will do it for you, Felipe!

After all, America is a sovereign nation and our borders must be respected, right W?

How Do You Say English Only! In Spanish?

By John W. Lillpop

Hooray for common sense and the American way! Good news comes to us this day from Wichita, Kansas.

That is because of a ruling by U.S. District Judge J. Thomas Marten in which he ruled that St. Anne Catholic School's English-only policy did NOT create a "hostile educational environment" for Hispanic students.

Judge Marten went on to deny a request from three Hispanic families to end the practice at St. Anne; therefore, English-only will continue to be the official school policy. *

Although the victory is quite gratifying, it is a pity that so much time and money was wasted pandering to muddled Hispanics who refuse to assimilate.

This is another example of why America needs a Constitutional Amendment to make English the official language in the United States--and the only language for government, education, law, commerce, and other vital venues.

This is, after all, America, and we speak English here!

To those who are bothered by English, be advised that America has good highways and roads leading southward, to a third-world slum where Spanish is spoken.

That would be Mexico, and do not the door hit you and your tribe of illiterate peasants in the posteriors on your way out!

By the way judge, did you verify the immigration status of the plaintiffs? Odds are, the complaining parties are illegal aliens who have no right to be in American to begin with.

God Bless America and English-Only!


* LUCIANNE

Frosty Woodbridge Is a Great American!

By John W. Lillpop

Frosty Woodbridge is know far and wide as an educator, activist, writer, and American patriot for his views and work against the illegal invasion of America and the toxic effect that that invasion is having upon American society.

In his latest article titled, "What I’m Most Tired About With Illegal Aliens,"Frosty writes about a woman who has done an excellent job of documenting the many reasons that she is fed up with illegal aliens.

He writes, "A lady named Marge set down many of the reasons she’s tired of illegal aliens invading the United States of America. No doubt, every reader may add another dozen to the list from personal experiences.

"She writes:

'I am tired of their demands and their refusal to assimilate.'

'I am tired of the squalor they bring to our country.'

'I am tired of the crime and I am tired of Americans as their victims.”

'I am tired of the cost and the drain on our economy.'

'I am tired of their violent and militant behavior.'

'I am tired of their hands out demanding services which they are not entitled to while their middle finger is extended in contempt.'

'I am tired of twelve year old mothers and people who consider that normal.'

'I am tired of them sitting in American class rooms next to American children and I am tired of the dumbing-down of the American educational system while our children are exposed to third world versions of normal morals and violence not to mention the diseases that are being re-introduced into America.'"

Visit the link for the entire article which includes facts, figures, and analysis that backs up each of the "I am tired" statements listed above.


FROSTY

Listen Up, Illegal Aliens: Don't Mess With Texas!

By John W. Lillpop

What a great week for the great state of Texas!

First it was illegal alien Jose Medellin who was whisked off to hell after receiving a lethal injection on Tuesday evening. From the time of injection until Medellin's worthless life was terminated, a grand total of nine minutes elapsed.

On Thursday evening, it was Heliberto Chi, a ruthless killer and illegal alien from Honduras who learned all about southern hospitality, Texas style, from the end of a needle. As was the case with Medellin, Chi lasted nine minutes before leaving this temporal existence.

Besides being a killer, Chi was clearly an idiot, a comedian, or both. This is so because among the killer's last words were these: ""God forgive them, receive my spirit."

For a murderous thug to paraphrase words uttered by Jesus Christ is blasphemy, an offense for which Chi should suffer excruciating, endless pain while being confined to the hottest fires of hell for eternity.

For those who support the death penalty, the reaction to Texas justice can be summed up in a single word: "NEXT!"

You go Texas!

Obama Creates Pandering Oxymoron: Law-abiding Illegal Aliens!

By John W. Lillpop

After nearly eight years of W-speak, in which the English language has been routinely mangled beyond recognition, one might expect a clean and articulate Barack Obama to bring dignity back to public discourse.

Most regrettably, Barack Obama has decided that trolling for votes through traitorous pandering is more important than precise speech.

Thus, his recent pledge of amnesty for "law-abiding illegal aliens."

Regardless of one's feelings about illegal aliens, the simple fact is that their presence alone disqualifies each and every one from being "law abiding."

At a minimum, all illegal aliens have violated immigration laws and US borders. Many have engaged in other criminal acts, including consumption of public services to which they are not entitled.

To leave open the possibility that any illegal alien can be logically seen as "law abiding" is about as absurd as describing Islam as a "Religion of Peace."

Or as nutty as calling for a "temporary tax," as Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger recently did while searching for a fix to California's budget quagmire.

"Honest liberals," "financially-responsible Democrats," and "moderate feminist" are other examples of language abuse that should be outlawed.

Law abiding illegal aliens? No such species now exists, and never will!

Partial Justice in Texas: Jose Medellin Chokes on 'Virgin Blood'

By John W. Lillpop

Fifteen years ago, Jose Medellin participated in the murder and rape of Jennifer Lee Ertman, 14, and Elizabeth Pena, 16.

A story in the Dallas News describes the carnage as follows:

"It was the start of a savage hourlong attack by Medellin, then 18, and five fellow gang members, who raped the girls and forced them to perform sex acts before beating then strangling them with a belt and shoelaces. It would be four days before their bodies, decomposing in the Houston heat, were found. By then Medellin already had boasted to friends about having “virgin's blood” on his underpants."

Fifteen years later, the great state of Texas extracted a partial measure of justice from the sub-human illegal alien.

The good news was reported by the Houston Chronicle with these words:

"Medellin was pronounced dead at 9:57 p.m., nine minutes after the lethal dose was administered.” (Texas is on Central time.)

No doubt, the death certificate will list 'lethal injection' as the official cause of Medellin's death. It could just as easily read, "Choked on Virgin Blood," in reference to the jocular celebration that came back to haunt Medellin late in the day on August 5, 2008.

Many people who normally support the death penalty were opposed this time because of the supposed violation of international treaties and the potential future harm that could be visited upon Americans incinerated in foreign lands.

That argument is surely of great merit in learned legal circles, but any American who has committed the types of heinous crimes attributed to Medellin does not, in my view, deserve a great deal of sympathy.

Simply being an American does not justify behavior ordained by Satan.

Politically, the liberal media and politicians will abandon all common sense in rushing to the defense of the departed killer, while forgetting the grotesque end he gleefully brought to Jennifer Lee Ertman and Elizabeth Pena.

A strong message must be delivered to those who moan when justice wins the day:

Forget about wringing your hypocritical hands in angst over the likes of Jose Medellin! Instead, join forces with reasonable Americans to prevent thugs like Medellin and Edwin Ramos (San Francisco sanctuary city killer) from invading this nation to begin with!

How Do You Say, 'Adios!' In Spanish?

By John W. Lillpop

Unlike tens of millions of illegal aliens who have invaded America with impunity, Jose Medellin appears destined to taste at least a partial measure of justice, courtesy of the great state of Texas.

Medellin is the animalistic scum bag who took part in the gang rape and murder of two innocent teenage girls 15 years ago. Since then, hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxpayer money has been wasted to defend this killer rapist.

Despite the best efforts of George Bush, a Mexican mole pretending to be American, the Mexican government, a corrupt gang of banditos who deserve to live in their third-world cesspool, and the irrelevant UN World Court, Jose Medellin is scheduled to pay for his grotesque crimes with his life on August 5, 2008.

Given the nature of Medellin's crime, his death will not even come close to settling his debt. Inflicting cruel and unusual punishment on this miserable freak would help, were it not for the Eighth Amendment to the Constitution.

So while the law will not permit justice to be fully exacted, at least the planet will be partially blessed by the removal of Jose Medellin from this dimension.

A needle administered by a physician will bring relief to Texas, America, the world, and the families of the young women upon whom Medellin preyed.

Adios, Jose Medellin. If there is justice after life, then your future is a well deserved appointment with eternal damnation!