Hail Be Unto Cesar! Chavez, That Is.

by John W. Lillpop

March 31 is the birthday of one of the fiercest foes of illegal immigration in California history.

Unlike retarded Democrats in modern times, this man understood that invading illegal aliens would suppress wages and diminish the standard of living for all working class people.

The late Cesar Chavez was a Mexican American labor activist whose life California has seen fit to memorialize with a state holiday. Several city governments in California have followed the lead of the state, and also go dark on Chavez's birthday.

As a conservative, I would normally object to an expensive holiday for a non-essential and marginal figure like Chavez.

But given the fact that California's state and city governments are infested with liberals intent on raising taxes and lowering freedoms, keeping government workers out of their offices as often as possible is very much in the public interest.

In fact, state holidays are California's greatest hope for balancing the budget and restoring responsible governance! We need as many as possible.

Of course, there are negative side effects of Cesar Chavez Day as well.

Example: Hundreds of Latino students, including illegal aliens, stormed out of their California classrooms on Friday and took to the streets to make their "demands" known.

Their demands are what? That illegal aliens be granted full citizenship rights, and that a national Cesar Chavez holiday be established.

Mind you, many of those out on the streets are the same dullards who will be unable to pass California's exit exam in order to graduate high school.

But learning basic English and math skills is obviously less important than marching to demand uncivil rights for invading criminals and a national holiday to honor a grape picker!

So, how do you say "Hail Be Unto Cesar!" in Mexican?


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Open Letter To President Bush, Members of Congress: Immigration Reform

by John W. Lillpop



Mr. President, Honorable Members of Congress:

Because our government has refused to secure America's borders and enforce our immigration laws, our nation is struggling to deal with 12-30 million illegal aliens who have entered this great nation unlawfully.

Many are good-hearted, hard working folks, simply looking for a better life.

However, that description also applies to scores of millions of others throughout the world, just as eager, and just as deserving, for a chance at the American Dream.

But while America is overwhelmed with illegal aliens who have willfully violated our borders and laws, people in other parts of the world are ordered to stand in line, wait their turn, and do that which is required for legal immigration.

We tell such hopefuls that America operates in accordance with the rule of law, and that their immigration wishes must be handled fairly, according to law.

Many of those waiting in line are highly educated and well trained.

Unfortunately, the same can not be said for most illegal aliens currently in America.

Predominately from third-world Latin nations, they are typically non-English speaking, unskilled and poor. Such people impose extraordinary burdens on our all-ready stressed education, health care, and legal systems, and cost American taxpayers hundreds of billions each year.

In addition, while young American men and women are sent to serve in harm's way in Afghanistan and Iraq, our own borders remain unsecured, making America vulnerable to further terrorist attacks.

Failure to secure the home front during time of war can only be seen as a mockery of the American lives and treasury sacrificed to secure freedom in foreign lands 10,000 miles from home.

Americans are well aware of the fact that immigration is the subject of intense debate in the hallowed halls of congress. We also hear that some legislative proposals would actually forgive those who have broken into America in defiance of our borders and laws.

In Washington parlance, the euphemism is "Guest Worker" Program.

Guest worker is understood by everyone to be "amnesty," and is totally unacceptable to a large majority of the American people.

To reward those who are here illegally would only serve to invite another 30 million or so to invade, and would be an unmitigated outrage.

At some point, our government (you) must decide that America is a sovereign nation with borders and laws that really mean something.

Again: Guest worker is amnesty and is totally unacceptable.

A sensible approach to immigration reform should incorporate the ideas offered below:

Employers Must Be Forced to Follow the Law

Businesses that employ illegal aliens represent a major threat to U.S. homeland security and the war on terror. Such businesses must be punished to the full extent of the law, including severe criminal sanctions against management.

Deportations Essential

America can no longer tolerate a policy whereby the immigrant decides unilaterally to invade America---and gets away with it!

The U.S. government must have total control over who enters the nation, where they will reside, for what purpose authorized, and date by which that individual must leave.

No reform scenario should sanction illegals currently here. Intelligent reform should require that every illegal alien be deported.

Use Military Force to Secure Borders

Our borders must be secured by sufficient military troops and or national guardsmen authorized to use force (including lethal) as needed to prevent illegal entry into the U.S.

Temporary Work Permit (TWP)

A worker in a foreign nation wishing to APPLY for a TWP should be allowed to do so, PROVIDED he/she has not been in America unlawfully within the last five years.

Other conditions:

An American employer seeking services from a foreign worker should, in effect, sponsor the worker. That means assuring there is NO burden to the community by way of health care costs,
education, crime, and the like.

Employers may chose to form cooperatives to purchase health insurance at group rates. However, any and all costs of such coverage should be absorbed by employers, not taxpayers.

A TWP should authorize a term of not greater than 18 months, and pertain only to the worker.(A worker's family could cost U.S. taxpayers substantially for health care, educational and
legal services systems, thereby mitigating any benefit realized by employing the worker.)

No worker on a TWP must be allowed to parent an “anchor baby." Existing U.S. laws conferring citizenship on those born to illegal aliens must be changed, retroactively.

Criminal behavior of any sort, even a misdemeanor, should require immediate deportation of the worker.

All of the worker's income should be subject to tax withholding according to procedures administered by employers.

The worker should acknowledge, in writing, his/her understanding and agreement that the TWP has a limited, non-extendable term, and that it confers no other benefits such as driver’s license, social welfare, in-state tuition breaks, or citizenship.

Employers must assure that the worker leaves the U.S. before expiration of the TWP. Any violations should cause the employer to be severely punished.

The labor needs of American business can be satisfied without jeopardizing homeland security or the economic and cultural stability of the American people.

However, we must secure the borders permanently, force employers to obey the law, deport those here illegally, and stop making it so easy and attractive for illegal immigrants to invade America.

Any amnesty or "guest worker" proposal is NOT an acceptable alternative.

Trusting each of You to protect and defend the constitution from all enemies, foreign and domestic, I remain Sincerely Yours,



John W. Lillpop
California

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Listen Up Politicians: No Deportations, No Peace!

by John W. Lillpop

As the immigration reform war continues to tear America apart,conservatives and others who love America must remain vigilant.

Our "leaders" must not be allowed to sabatoage the People by rewarding 38 million 30) illegal aliens with amnesty.

Politicians need to be reminded that the People will not tolerate any legislation that rewards those who have deliberately ignored immigration laws and U.S. borders.

Pretending there are no terrorists among the 38 million illegal immigrants is unbelievably stupid, and makes a mockery of American lives lost in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Amnesty for illegal immigrants will not be swept under the rug by euphemistic terms such as Guest Worker.

Politcians: Be advised that the rallying cry of citizens intent on saving America is No Deportations, No Peace!

When National Guard Was Attacked, Where in the Hell Was George W. Bush?

by John W. Lillpop

As if the fall of the U.S. Congress into the hands of the enemy is not bad enough, Americans need to worry about the traitorous malfeasance of George W. Bush as well.

Consider please:

This nation has sacrificed tens of thousands of American lives and casualties, and nearly one half trillion dollars of treasury in the name of U.S. homeland security in Iraq and Afghanistan.

After four years of war in Iraq, America’s alleged commander-in-chief is ready to deploy another 28,000 U.S. men and women and hundreds of additional billions of U.S. treasury to Iraq. He is also said to be ready to juggle the assignment of military field commanders there.

Meanwhile here at home, the National Guard stationed at the Arizona border was attacked last January, presumably by Mexican thugs.

Go here: http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/borderstory0104-CR.html

In other words, U.S. personnel have been attacked on American soil by foreigners. No doubt they were good hearted, hard working foreigners who only came for a better life!

Consider this also:

It is reported that in 2004, the Bush administration and Mexico entered into an agreement, not yet approved by Congress or signed by the president, that would results in billions of dollars being paid to illegal aliens in the form of social security benefits.

That would be the same social security system that is in danger of going bankrupt in the future, according to the president. Go here: http://www.washtimes.com/national/20070104-120950-4277r.htm

In other words, the Bush administration has decided to jeopardize the security and retirement of millions of American citizens even further by paying benefits to criminals who should not have even been in America.

With all due respect to the office of the U.S. presidency, it appears as though the man now holding that title has gone barking mad.

The big question: Is insanity a viable defense by a sitting president charged with treason?

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Illegal Aliens DEMANDING Citizenship Is Akin to.........

By John W. Lillpop


Watching millions of illegal aliens demanding citizenship and full rights is truly mind-boggling because it is hard to imagine that many Special Ed losers coming together in such dramatic fashion.

Yet there they were: Millions of idiots made whole only by their shared hysteria for the Mexican flag and Spanish-language mutilation of the star-spangled banner.

Severe psychosis motivates these nut cases to eschew the Melting Pot concept in favor of Mexican Meltdown.

Just how outrageous are the demands of illegal aliens? Consider some parallel thinking:

-A bank robber DEMANDS interest on the $100,000 taken at gun point during his "undocumented withdrawal"


-A convicted murderer DEMANDS a share of the proceeds from his victim's life insurance payoff


-A castrated pedophile inmate DEMANDS a tax write-off for his "Organ Donation"


-A Muslim cleric DEMANDS the WTC 9/11 memorial include references to Allah, the Quaran, and the 'Religion of Peace'


-Just before undergoing a partial-birth abortion, a liberal mother DEMANDS that a Catholic priest conduct a "last rites" ceremony for the soon-to-be pulverized fetus.

-A convicted rapist whose sexual felony resulted in a child, DEMANDS visitation rights.

Still, illegal aliens appear to have solid allies with just about all Democrats and the liberal media.

But I already mentioned psychotics, didn't I?

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Eureka! Democrat Found with Reasonable Stance on Illegal Immigration

By John W. Lillpop


Most liberals regard illegal aliens as “Undocumented Democrats” and a veritable gold mine of opportunity for holding on to political power by coddling to those here unlawfully.

For that reason, most Democrat politicians have abandoned reasonable concern about homeland security, preservation of American language and culture, and the stability of the American economy and social order in order to curry favor with Hispanics, the ethnic group with the greatest number of illegal aliens in the United States.

One can search high and low to unearth a liberal with a patriotic, pro-America stance on illegal immigration. That search will usually be futile, but there is a notable exception.

The exception is a U.S. Senator who has shown remarkable wisdom, foresight, and clarity, especially for a Democrat.

His office released the following statements (in bold) concerning illegal immigration:

“In response to increased terrorism and abuse of social programs by aliens, (I) today introduced the first and only comprehensive immigration reform bill in Congress. Currently, an alien living illegally in the United States often pays no taxes but receives unemployment, welfare, free medical care, and other federal benefits. Recent terrorist acts, including the World Trade Center bombing, have underscored the need to keep violent criminals out of the country.”

The senator’s bill, titled the “Immigration Stabilization Act,” overhauls the nation's immigration laws, and calls for a massive scale-down of immigrants allowed into the country. The bill also changes asylum laws to prevent phony asylum seekers.

The senator said the U.S. open door policy is being abused at the expense of honest, working citizens.

The senator continued:

"We are a country founded upon fairness and justice. An individual in real threat of torture or long-term incarceration because of his or her political beliefs can still seek asylum. But this bill closes the door to those who want to abuse America's inherent generosity and legal system.” "Our borders have overflowed with illegal immigrants placing tremendous burdens on our criminal justice system, schools and social programs. The Immigration and Naturalization Service needs the ability to step up enforcement. Our federal wallet is stretched to the limit by illegal aliens getting welfare, food stamps, medical care, and other benefits often without paying any taxes.”

“Safeguards like welfare and free medical care are in place to boost Americans in need of short-term assistance. These programs were not meant to entice freeloaders and scam artists from around the world. Even worse, Americans have seen heinous crimes committed by individuals who are here illegally.”


Specific provisions proposed by the senator in the Immigration Stabilization Act include:

* Reduces annual legal immigration levels. Relatives other than spouse or minor children admitted only if already on immigration waiting lists and their admission does not raise annual immigration levels above approved level.

* Reforms asylum rules to prevent aliens from entering the United States illegally under phony "asylum" claims.

* Expands list of felonies considered "aggravated" felonies requiring exclusion and deportation of criminal aliens. Allows courts to order deportation at time of sentencing.

* Increases penalties for failing to depart or re-entering the United States after a final order of deportation order. Increases maximum penalties for visa fraud from five years to 10 years.

* Curtails alien smuggling by authorizing interdiction and repatriation of aliens seeking to enter the United States unlawfully by sea. Increases penalties for alien smuggling.

* Adds "alien smuggling" to the list of crimes subject to sanctions under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act.

* Expands the categories of property that are forfeited when used to facilitate the smuggling or harboring of illegal aliens.

* Clarifies that a person born in the United States to an alien mother who is not a lawful resident is not a U.S. citizen. This will eliminate incentive for pregnant alien women to enter the United States illegally, often at risk to mother and child, for the purpose of acquiring citizenship for the child and accompanying federal financial benefits.

* Mandates that aliens who cannot demonstrably support themselves without public or private assistance are excludable. This will prevent admission of aliens likely to be dependent on public financial support. This requirement extends to the sponsor of any family sponsored immigrant.

* Increases border security and patrol officer positions.


So, you ask, what sort of a Democrat would take such a politically incorrect--
but morally and legally correct—stance?

Perhaps the Democrat with a brain is Zell Miller from the great state of
Georgia? Or could it be a reincarnation of Alabama’s late firebrand, George
Wallace?

The answer is: None of the above!

In fact, Senator Harry Reid (D-Nev.) introduced the Immigration
Stabilization Act in the United States Senate in 1993. The statements quoted
above are from a press release issued by Reid’s office on August 5, 1993.

How is it that Harry Reid was exactly right more than thirteen years
ago, but is so completely wrong now? Why would Reid oppose programs
he once sponsored now that the problem is seven times greater in scope and
after the 9/11 attacks?

Just this past spring, while the U.S. Senate was debating legislation
to make English the official U.S. language, Reid saw fit to drag out the R
word—racist—to slander those supported the English bill.

And, of course, Reid voted for Mexico and against America when
the U.S. Senate voted for amnesty on May 25 of 2006.

Harry Reid: Against illegal immigration before he was for it!

Why?



Source: http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1hr.htm


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Brown Is Beautiful? What About Mexico?

By John W. Lillpop



Brown may, in fact, be beautiful.

But in Mexico these days, pinko seems to be the dominant hue.

In an unbelievable reminder of why Mexico is, and will probably forever remain, a third-world cesspool, last fall President Vicente Fox was unable to deliver his state of the nation speech after leftist lawmakers seized the podium of Congress.

http://archives.econ.utah.edu/archives/marxism/2006w35/msg00202.htm

And the speaker of Mexico's lower house asked for security personnel to ensure that the swearing in of President-elect Felipe Calderon could be accomplished after legislators scuffled over control of the congressional dais.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601086&sid=aPlqdX6YTrXY&refer=latin_america

When he finally delivered his speech on national television on September 2, Vicenete Fox said, in part: “Whoever attacks our laws and institutions also attacks our history and Mexico.

Can you imagine that? Laws and institutions actually have meaning in Mexico!

What a pity that Fox, and now Felipe Calderson, and other Mexican banditos of that ilk, do not have a similar regard for U.S. “laws and institutions.”

Instead, the Mexican government has dumped tens of millions of uneducated, poor illegal aliens on the backs of American taxpayers.

Regrettably, Mexico has been willfully aided and abetted in this immoral and illegal conduct by U.S. politicians, including our so-called president, many Republican members of Congress, and virtually all Democrats.

Some pundits suggest that Mexico’s political unrest has the potential of escalating into all out civil war and or violence.

Thus, U.S. leaders charged with defending the American people should act immediately to secure our borders.

It is also imperative that American leaders “connect the dots” between the anarchy now crippling Mexico and the millions of illegal aliens who marched in the streets of America last April and May to protest the rule of law in this sovereign nation.

Before accepting “Brown is beautiful” as a universal truth, U.S. leaders must recognize that events in Mexico and on the streets of America suggest quite the opposite.

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Quiz on Illegal Immigration

by John W. Lillpop




Since the debate on illegal immigration is heating up again, here is a quiz to measure one's liberal quotient on this vital issue. Liberal quotient, of course, is the just opposite of ''intelligence quotient."


I. Illegal immigration is:

( ) Desperately needed by liberals to win elections.
( ) A misnomer. They are actually Undocumented Democrats!
( ) Mexico’s chief export.
( ) Not a threat to U.S. homeland security. Why would Mexican peasants destroy the land of free rice and tacos?



II. Border security should be:

( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce.
( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce and more Democrats.
( ) Turned over to Felipe Calderon in the name of diversity.
( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the United States.



III. The proposed fence between the United States and Mexico is:

( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities.
( ) Unconstitutional. It discriminates against Mexicans too fat to climb over a fence.
( ) “Pork” in Red States, but economic necessity in blue states.



IV. The proposed Guest Worker Program:

( ) Is illegal if it prevents Mexicans from collecting welfare.
( ) Will work if guest workers are required to join a labor union.
( ) Should include free health care, driver's licenses, college degrees, and interest-free mortgages for illegal aliens
( ) Sounds like amnesty, but Mexicans here illegally deserve amnesty!



V. Spanish versus English: Mexican illegal immigrants should:

( ) Be prevented from learning English because the Democrats have printed 30 million ballots in Spanish for the 2008 election.
( ) Be kept English-illiterate to avoid exposure to GOP lies and propaganda.
( ) Be taught vital English words and phrases like welfare, food stamps, ACLU, racism, class-action lawsuit, Vote Democrat, six-pack, etc.

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VI. Janet Napolitano, the Democrat governor of Arizona:

( ) Was for Illegal Immigration before she was against it.
( ) Was a “stealth” candidate in Mexico’s presidential election in early July.
( ) Thinks ''Minutemen'' is a reference to the sexual staying power of Border Patrol agents.

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VII. In dealing with massive protests by illegal aliens, the most prudent action would be to:

( ) Send a Quit Claim Deed to California, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico to Felipe Calderon.
( ) Pardon all illegal aliens with an Executive Order signed by President Bush.
( ) Hand out Spanish-language ballots for 2008 with Barack Obama's name pre-punched as a vote for president.
( ) Sell forged driver’s licenses and Social Security cards, and use
proceeds to buy ads opposing John McCain.

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Well, how did you do? Liberal enough to be considered ''anti-American''?



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Stealing from Peter to Support Pedro

by John W. Lillpop

Fabian Nunez, Speaker of the California State Assembly, is a political warrior in the Reconquesta movement, a group of angry and loco brown men and women who believe that the southwestern United States still belongs to Mexico.

Nunez and those of his ilk apparently have little or no regard for the Treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo, which was ratified by both the United States and Mexican congresses in 1848.

That treaty ended any and all claims that Mexico had to land now a part of the United States.

Hispanics like Nunez also discount American sovereignty, borders, and immigration laws as racist barriers designed solely to keep “people of color” out of America.

In his view, any Latino who wants to enter America is entitled to do so when and where he or she chooses—simply because he or she is brown.

Has there ever been a more contemptible definition of racism?

Unfortunately for California and its good people, the coveted Speaker's position was gifted to Nunez by Democrats eager to snare the Hispanic vote, regardless of the impact on the Golden State.

After all, power is power, and, besides, since when have Democrats given a tinker’s dam about anything but power?

Nunez’s latest legislative proposal calls for insuring all Californians, including illegal aliens who, coincidentally, just happen to be overwhelmingly from Mexico.


The speaker said that he is adamant about insuring all California children -- whether they are legal residents or not. "The only document I care about for children is a clean bill of health," Nunez said, exposing his blatant disregard for American taxpayers, rule of law, and responsible governance.

As with most liberals, Nunez also chooses to ignore the wishes of the majority of Californians who are opposed to providing public services, including health care, to those here illegally.

Most people believe that no taxpayer money--local, state, or federal--should be spent on illegal aliens. Many believe that such people and their children should be returned to their nation of origin, which for most is Mexico.

Nearly everyone agrees that the Mexican government, not U.S. taxpayers, should bear the responsibility for the health and well being of Mexican citizens.

Health care will be the major issue in California in 2007. Whether or not socialists like Fabian Nunez are able to fleece California taxpayers will depend in large measure on our Republican governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The governor has indicated that health care is an issue that must be addressed, but has refused to even consider a tax increase to pay for universal coverage. But proposals like those advanced by Nunez are impossible without increasing income taxes, or by forcing California businesses to absorb crippling costs.

The bottom line: In order to prevent Democrats from robbing Peter to pay Pedro, California needs its superstar governor to just say NADA to Nunez and his communist agenda.


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Go "Green"--Just Say NO To Licenses for Illegal Aliens

by John W. Lillpop


California state Senator Gilbert Cedillo, Democrat, has worked tirelessly to achieve one absurd objective: He wants the state to grant drivers' licenses to invading criminals, most of who share Cedillo's Hispanic ethnicity.

Most of the time, Cedillo's attempts to license, rather than arrest, illegal aliens are dumped in the trash bin at the state legislature, or are vetoed by the governor.

Normal people usually see the illogic in even considering drivers' licenses for those who have no business being in America to begin with.

An apt analogy would be a plan to issue concealed weapon licenses to convicted bank robbers.

Only once, during the term of Democrat Governor Gray Davis, did the Cedillo annual assault on common sense actually become law.

However, even then, the new law was short-lived because California voters wisely decided that Gray Davis was lacking sufficient Grey matter to run the state. So, in 2004, Governor Davis was recalled, and voters installed Arnold Schwarzenegger in his place.

Newly elected Governor Schwarzenegger immediately recognized the illogic of the Cedillo travesty and promptly terminated the law. The governor has faithfully vetoed the measure each time it has come up in subsequent years.

In an ironic twist of fate, there may be another emerging ally in the battle to keep illegal aliens from being rewarded for invading our sovereign land.

That new ally could be in the bloated personage of Al Gore, Global Warming Patrol Officer, Planet Earth.

If Big Al gets his way, governments at all levels will be under intensive pressure to reduce the number of carbon dioxide spewing automobiles on the road.

Granting drivers' licenses to illegal aliens would increase, not reduce, the number of killer cars on California's potted and nearly impassable roads.

Again, triangulation politics may rescue we the people.

Think of it like this: California can Go Green by denying drivers' licenses to illegal aliens!

It is a win-win for Big Al, the environment, California, and those here legally.


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Does the Rule of Law Still Matter at All in America?

By John W. Lillpop


OPEN LETTER TO ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES

Alberto Gonzales
United States Attorney General
Washington, D.C.


Dear Attorney General Gonzales:

As one who was born in America to parents here legally, I am extremely proud to be a citizen of the greatest nation in the world.

For all her warts and shortcomings, America is still the most spectacular success story in recorded human history.

Because of my vested interest in America, it is my opinion that preserving the culture, language, and tradition of this marvelous land for future generations should be a top priority for any administration, regardless of political party.

My purpose in writing is to express my concern that the Bush administration, like others before it, has lost sight of the fact that America is great because we operate under the rule of law.

We Americans are no less competitive, disagreeable, or combative than are people in other societies--but we adjudicate our differences within the framework of law.

Unfortunately, it now appears as though our government--including President Bush, Congress, the Department of Justice et al.--have decided not to enforce all laws.

For instance, it is common knowledge that anywhere from 12-30 million illegal aliens are in America. These migrants, mostly from Mexico, cost American taxpayers billions of dollars each year for public services to which illegal aliens are not entitled.

My question, Mr. Attorney General: Why does the Bush administration, including the Department of Justice under your leadership, refuse to enforce America's immigration laws?

Why are illegal aliens not rounded up and returned en masse to Mexico or other country of origin?

How can any government official who has taken a sworn oath to uphold and defend the U.S. Constitution refuse to enforce all laws?

After the events of September 11, 2001, it is truly astounding that America's borders remain unsecured.

Five years after the most deadly attack on American soil and the Bush administration is still unable to control who enters and who leaves this country?

In 1986, the Immigration Reform and Control Act (IRCA) of 1986 was enacted to impede the flow of illegal aliens into America. This law imposed severe sanctions against employers guilty of hiring illegal aliens, and provided for the deportation of those here unlawfully.

How can the United States government blithely ignore IRCA?

Like most Americans, I work hard for far too little money. I pay taxes, stop for little old ladies at crosswalks, and obey the law. Even when most inconvenient to do so.

Perhaps I am the fool for withdrawing money with my ATM card instead of a gun; stopping at red lights that take forever to turn green; paying for food when shoplifting would be quicker and cheaper, and otherwise obeying stupid, boring laws that are nothing more than a danged nuisance?

The question, Mr. Attorney General, is profound: Does the rule of law matter at all in America?


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Liberal Hypocrisy on Illegal Aliens

By John W. Lillpop

Anyone doubting the hypocrisy of Democrats should consider the following liberal positions with respect to illegal invasions:

* Invading a foreign nation is wrong--except when it comes to illegal aliens from Mexico who invade America;

* Those who support English as the official American language are racists. But Hispanics who prefer Spanish to English are perfectly justified because "diversity is our greatest strength;"

* Republicans are for big business, the rich and powerful. Democrats, on the other hand, represent labor, working families, and the "little guy"

Ignore the fact that Democrats support the influx of millions of illegal aliens, who work for lower wages and without benefits, the effect of which is to drive down the standard of living for "average" American citizens;

* Outsourcing of American jobs offshore is driven by immoral corporate greed. By contrast, open borders and amnesty are acceptable because the majority of illegal aliens are future Democrats;

* Conservatives who seek to preserve American culture are bigoted hate mongers, whereas new immigrants must be allowed, even encouraged, to maintain and celebrate their cultural heritage at all costs;

* Blocking the sale of port security to UAE was necessary to protect homeland security, but securing the border with Mexico is wrong because it would “scapegoat” Hispanics;

* Illegal aliens should be licensed to drive--to avoid breaking the law by driving illegally.


Think about it-- Are you enough of a hypocrite to be a liberal?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Adios to America's Numero Uno Anchor Baby?

by John W. Lillpop

Of the many blunders committed by George W. Bush over the past six years, none is more ill timed and dangerous than his wrongheaded appointment of Alberto Gonzales to serve as U.S. Attorney General.

After 9/11, one would have expected America's war on terror president to install an Attorney General who, at a minimum, respects American sovereignty, rule of law, and immigration statutes.
Bush's choice for AG should have been a professional who would work 24/7 to enforce U.S. laws, including rounding up and deporting those here illegally.

Is that not what the Department of Justice is supposed to be all about? Enforcing the danged law?

Apparently not, at least not in the mind of Duyba. Instead of doing the intelligent thing, George W. Bush decided to hire Alberto Gonzales for the job.

It may be that "Diversity is our greatest strength," but with this one, W went just too far.

After all, Alberto Gonzales is rumored to be the child of illegal aliens from Mexico. If true, he is most accomplished anchor baby in U.S. history.

From Gonzales' perspective, then, Mexican illegal aliens are more like "family" than invaders. The more the merrier, right, Alberto?

All of which explains why the Department of Justice has taken virtually no action to enforce our immigration laws.

Honestly, now, who would push for deportation of one's own aunts, uncles, cousins? And in-laws who are also outlaws?

Rather than rounding up, prosecuting, and deporting illegal aliens,
Gonzales has been laboring 24/7 to chase down, prosecute, and jail innocent border patrol agents caught in the unseemly act of doing that for which they are paid-defending America against invasion from third world Mexico.

As a result of Gonzales' efforts, former agent Jose Alonso Compean is slated to spend 12 years in prison, and Ignacio Ramos will be behind bars 11 years.

Meanwhile, the drug-smuggling illegal alien that Compean and Ramos tried to apprehend is suing the U.S. government for five million dollars.

It's time to say adios to Alberto Gonzales, America's Numero Uno Anchor Baby!


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

English vs. Spanish: A Question of Racism?

by John W. Lillpop

In a rare show of wisdom several years ago, California voters passed Proposition 227 to abolish most forms of bilingual education. The premise was quite simple: When English is not spoken in the home, youngsters are at a decided disadvantage, and must, therefore, receive intensive English instruction elsewhere.

Pampering non-English speaking youngsters with bilingual instruction was correctly seen as counterproductive, and not in the best interests of the young learners.

Unfortunately, some Hispanics educators still refuse to abide by the law and continue to teach in Spanish.

One such so-called educator was recently recognized as “Teacher of the Year” by a San Diego school district. Pancho, which is not his real name, proclaimed it his duty to instruct Hispanics in their native tongue, and hailed this defiance of state law as a major accomplishment.

Were it not for the fact that California’s educational system is administered almost exclusively by outlaw liberals, Pancho would have been fired and his teaching credentials permanently revoked. By refusing to expose his students to the language needed to succeed in America, Pancho should also be arrested and charged with child endangerment/abuse.

As an educator, Pancho should know that California now requires students to pass a test in order to graduate from high School. One of the test subjects is English proficiency.

Do you get that, Pancho? English, not Spanish, is a requirement for high school graduation in California.

California does not test for Spanish proficiency because English is the predominate language in California and throughout America. Internationally, mastery of English, not Spanish, is vital.

Pancho probably labels those who want English to be the official American language as “racists.” However, I doubt that Pancho sees himself as a racist for preferring Spanish to English.

In fact, Pancho probably believes that his defiance of state law is perfectly justified because bilingual education means diversity.

To liberals, “Diversity is our greatest strength” is recognized and accepted as the new pledge of allegiance to socialism.

California parents please remember this: English proficiency is required to graduate high school. Spanish proficiency is required to pick fruit and
operate leaf blowers.

Which future do you want for your child?

Comprehende?


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

How do you say Reconquesta in Arabic?

Satire by John W. Lillpop


As an English-speaking Caucasian, I have learned to accept the
fact that America is in transition, and is likely to become less and less Anglo.

The only remaining issue seems to be the competition between Islamofascists and Mexican illegal aliens. Which group will take over America and really ruin things?

Or will illegal aliens and Jihadists form a coalition and convert the United States into a Muslim version of Mexico--an Islamic-Latino third-world terrorist state?

Before those hot-blooded Latinos and short-fused Islamic extremists merge into one big dysfunctional family, several pressing issues will need to be resolved. Those issues include:

* What will the national language be--Arabic or Mexican? Or will they create a hybrid called Arabmex?

* Will the official national headdress be the sombrero or the exploding turban?

* Will women be required to wear mantillas or burkas?

* Will Mexican parents be required to raise their children to be suicide bombers?

* Will Mexican teens be shipped to Israeli pizza parlors on missions to blow themselves up for Allah?

* Will Muslim teens join street gangs, wear their baseball caps backward and jeans ten inches too low, and drive 1955 "Schevies" with boom boxes loud enough to register on the Richter?

* Will Muslim men be required to eat greasy tacos and get drunk every weekend?

* Will the official weapon of choice for domestic violence be switchblade knifes or mosque-certified axes?

* Will Mexicans have to buy prayer rugs, face Mecca, and pray to Allah five times a day? In Arabic?

* Will Muslims set up employment vigils outside Home Depot stores?

* Will adulterous Mexican women be stoned to death?

* Will adulterous Muslim women be able to achieve redemption through confession to a priest, rather than through public stoning?

* Will Muslims celebrate with piñatas and do the “Mexican Hat Dance?” at Christmas? Will the pinatas explode on contact?

* Will the faithful travel to mosques on camels or donkeys?

* Will Mexican martyrs be rewarded with 72 virgins upon reaching heaven? Where will God and or Allah find 72 Mexican virgins?

All of this pessimism can be summarized in one simple question:

How do you say Reconquesta in Arabic?

Duyba on Recruiting Mission in Latin America!

Satire by John W. Lillpop

As if the 30 million or so illegal aliens already haunting America is not bad enough, President Bush spent six days recently beating the bushes in Latin America, looking for even more invaders to house, fed, clothe, educate, and provide medical care for.

All of which will be paid for by American taxpayers, of course.

For their part, hundreds of thousands of Latinos were trying to beat Bush during massive street riots and protests at every stop.

Clearly, George W. Bush is a "unifier" without equal.

Think about it: In the space of just six fleeting years, this president has united a billion Muslims, China, Russia, North Korea, all of the middle-east, and now Latin America, against the United States.

Add the "Blue States" to the list and you have disapproval ratings not seen since the days of Richard M. Nixon. History tells us that Nixon ultimately did the honorable thing by hijacking an air force helicopter on the lawn on the White House and flying off to la-la land.

Hint, hint, Mr. Bush.

Significantly, the repudiation of Bush crosses all racial, social, educational, economic, and political lines--he is an equal opportunity antagonist with remarkable versatility and consistency.

Only when one escapes earth's gravity does the anti-Bush fervor seem to diminish--and then only because our commander-in-chief has yet to launch a preemptive strike against a neighboring galaxy. But he is probably working on that as we speak.

While on his mission to annoy as many Latin Americans as possible, the president stopped in several nations to spread the gospel, according to the Book of Duyba:

In Brazil, Bush urged more Brazilian students to invade our colleges and universities.

Funny, there was nothing in the mainstream media about a shortage of Brazilian students in U.S. institutions of higher learning.

Still, Duyba begged Brazilians to "Come to America to study," as if the very future of our republic depended on X number of Brazilians flooding into America.

In Uruguay, Mr. Bush touted an effort that his administration is very proud of: A program that helps President Tabaré Vázquez in his efforts to make Uruguay youngsters more literate, particularly in English.

If this program pans out as expected, Bush will enroll for the fall semester himself, in order to upgrade his own English-language skills.

In Columbia, Bush insisted that America needs a guest-worker program for good hearted, hard working Colombian drug traffickers.

Bush said a guest-worker program would motivate hardened criminals running those drug cartels to give up their multi-million dollar cocaine trade in order to pick avocados for $3.50 an hour in 100-degree heat.

In Guatemala, the president decided to try out a new comedy routine.

Responding to criticism from President Oscar Berge concerning deportations of illegal aliens, the president actually had the gall to claim that America is a nation that operates under the rule of law, and that the U.S. would continue to enforce the law.

When the belly-laughing finally died down, Bush grabbed a crate of lettuce, hoisted it onto the back of a truck, and declared himself just one of the hombres, and at heart an illegal alien himself.

In Mexico, the final stop on the president's trip, Bush was confronted by Mexican President Felipe Calderon who appears to have gone loco after just three months in office.

Calderon expressed outrage over the pending fence at the U.S.-Mexican border, and demanded that America do more to accommodate Latinos who want to invade America, whether or not America needs or wants them.

Bush could have responded with lectures about rule of law, Mexico's own harsh immigration program, America's vulnerability to terrorism, U.S. sovereignty, and preservation of American language and culture.

Instead, Bush promised to put more pressure on Congress to speed up America's unconditional surrender to Mexico.

Bush also invited Calderon to visit the White House once it is renamed the Brown Palace, which will be right after comprehensive immigration reform (amnesty) is enacted.

Despite the spin coming from Bush handlers, there were negative developments.

For example, Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez followed Bush around like a Democrat politician looking for new voter fraud strategies and tactics.

This portly commie hurled insults, accusations, and lies at Bush while screaming "We are going to take this battle to Brazil, Uruguay, Columbia, Guatemala, and Mexico!" in a mental collapse reminiscent of the Dean Scream in 2004.

Howard Dean's office vehemently denies that the Chavez rants were sourced from the DNC anti-Bush handbook and media talking points guide.

But the best story line of the trip involves Mayan spiritual leaders who protested Bush's visit to Guatemala because "he (Bush) angered the gods."

Maya leaders in the ancient site of Iximche in Guatemala say they will have to cleanse the ground that Bush walked on during his visit.

They plan to do this by laying flowers, burning incense and then throwing water on the ground where his feet have touched their sacred land to clear the bad energy his visit has caused.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi has indicated that a similar procedure may be needed by Democrats in Washington, D.C., especially if Bush persists with his wrong-headed troop surge in Iraq!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Undocumented Boomers Headed to Mexico!

Satire By John W. Lillpop




An Open Letter To Mexican President Felipe Calderon


Dear President Calderon:

As you are no doubt aware, America the Great is quickly becoming America the Gray. The so-called "boomer" generation, comprised of approximately 40 million Americans, will soon reach retirement age.

As they age, America's boomers yearn for a less frantic pace---and a lifestyle that allows one to pause and smell the roses now and again.

In other words, boomers are looking for the "Good Life" which is supposed to accrue to those who work 45 years, pay ungodly amounts in taxes, raise a family, put children through college, and baby-sit the grandchildren.

Unfortunately, the United States is no longer as hospitable as it once was to graying citizens.

As a result, boomers have decided to move en masse to your beloved Mexico.

Knowing that the Mexican government is a strong proponent of open borders and liberal immigration policies, as least as regards migrations from Mexico to America, boomers anticipate that their needs and wishes will be fully accommodated with minimal interference and bureaucratic hassle.

In plain English, boomers expect to be treated like upscale Mexican citizens, with all the perks and advantages attendant thereto.

Incidentally, we prefer to be called "undocumented boomers."

President Calderon, I am delighted to announce that 40 million undocumented American boomers are headed to Mexico!

Viva America!

Current plans call for about 500,000 boomers to cross the border into Mexico each month, starting in July of this year.

As with any complex transition, there are several "ground rules" that must be followed in order to make this change seamless for the boomers.

Accordingly, your attention is directed to the following action items:

* Mexican sovereignty, borders, and immigration laws are essentially null and void with respect to undocumented boomers. No attempt should be made to enforce said restrictions on these good hearted, formerly hard working Americans.

* Undocumented boomers shall receive unlimited education, food, housing, legal assistance, and geriatric care on demand, the cost of which shall be borne solely by Mexican taxpayers.

* Mexican hospitals, medical clinics, and emergency rooms shall be obligated to meet the medical needs of all undocumented boomers, without regard to ability to pay.

This obligation shall not be limited or restricted in any way because of any real or projected negative impact on Mexico's medical systems, including the loss of vital services to Mexican citizens.

* Although undocumented boomers shall not be obligated to pay for medical services received, they shall be entitled to send $30-50 billion a year back to the United States with impunity. The Mexican government shall actively facilitate the transfer of such funds to America.

* English is the only language used by undocumented boomers; boomers have no desire or obligation to learn Spanish.

* America's historic free speech, free love, and anti-war revolutions originated with activists in the boomer generation.

In keeping with the boomer tradition of aggressive activism, from time to time it may be necessary for millions of boomers to take over the streets of Mexico's large cities in order to protest proposed new laws when the "rights" of undocumented boomers are in jeopardy.

During such protests, boomers will wave Old Glory and scream "Yes, we can!" and "We are Mexico!" in English, as they protest the rule of law.

All such activities are valid free speech expressions in a thriving Democracy. As a consequence, the Mexican government shall take no action to limit or impede protests by undocumented boomers.

* We Americans celebrate the 4th of July to commemorate our independence from Great Britain. Undocumented boomers prefer to conduct business as normal on May 5 and September 16, and to reserve the 4th of July for fireworks, BBQs, and displaying Red, White, and Blue everywhere.

* Undocumented boomers shall be licensed to drive without regard to immigration status. All driver instruction and testing materials shall be in English.

* Blood relatives of undocumented boomers shall be eligible for the same reduced tuition rates offered to Mexican students in the nation legally. Immersion for the purpose of teaching Spanish is a failed concept and shall not even be attempted.

* Undocumented boomers shall be eligible to vote in Mexican elections without any requirement to prove identity.

* Grandchildren of undocumented boomers born in Mexico shall be Mexican citizens by virtue of their birth, regardless of the immigration status of their parents and grand parents, and

* Undocumented boomers are very sensitive and are easily offended. Therefore, Mexicans shall refrain from using terms like "illegal alien," "Red Neck," "Cracker,"or "Gringo" when addressing or discussing boomers.

In closing, Mr. President, let me assure you that undocumented boomers look forward to contributing positively to Mexican society, culture, and financial stability.

In doing so, we will attempt to do for Mexico what 30 million Mexican illegal aliens are currently doing to America!

With best regards and wishes for a diverse and free Mexico, I remain sincerely yours.

John Lillpop
San Hose, California




John Lillpop is a recovering liberal

Essential American Truths Immigrants Must Accept

By John W. Lillpop

After watching millions of illegal aliens and advocates protest in the streets of America last April and May and in smaller numbers again this May, it is clear that many Hispanics, including those here legally, need to understand the following essential truths about America:

*In 1848, The Treaty of Guadeloupe Hidalgo was ratified by both the U.S. and Mexican Congresses. That Treaty ended any and all claims Mexico had to land now a part of the United States.

* Native American Indians were the original owners of the American southwest. Were there were any valid property rights claims concerning that land, such rights would belong to Native American Indians, not Mexicans.

*America is a sovereign nation, totally independent of Mexico. It has been that way for over 200 years. We intend to keep it that way.

*Brown may be beautiful in Mexico. But in America, we are partial to colors that symbolize freedom under the rule of law. That would be Red, White and Blue.

*In America, Mexico is considered a FOREIGN nation and Spanish is a FOREIGN language.

*America operates according to the rule of law which applies to everyone. This is true whether one is brown, black, yellow, lily-white, red, or an exotic hybrid of lavender and green.

*Being hard-working and good hearted is commendable. But those qualities do NOT entitle anyone to enter America illegally.

*Bilingualism is cool---provided one of the languages is English. Literacy in only Mexican and Spanish is not cool in America.

*Celebrating ones cultural heritage is perfectly fine--as long as it does not interfere with complete and prompt assimilation into American culture.

* Driving while loaded or drunk may be "macho" in Mexico. But in America, driving under the influence is considered stupid and criminal and is not tolerated, regardless of one's country of origin or cultural heritage.

* People here illegally are common criminals, and as such, are most unwelcome. American citizens will fight to have such miscreants deported, regardless of whether or not families are involved. Illegal is illegal, Family or not.

* Demanding that our borders be secured and that the law be enforced is the right of all American citizens; doing so does not make any one a racist or bigot.

*U.S. immigration laws exist to protect American citizens & others here legally, not to facilitate a foreigner’s pursuit of a better life, and

*Those who come to America must adjust to our culture and traditions. We have no obligation or desire to change in deference to foreign newcomers.

Illegal aliens: Take this list with you when you are deported back to Mexico, and share it with other Mexicans considering invading.

Your experience may cause them to reconsider, and that would be a good thing!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

An Apt Analogy for Amnesty

By John W. Lillpop


George W. Bush, for reasons known only to his therapist and pet snake, is intent on destroying America. His number one objective seems to be allowing enough peasants to come here illegally so that America itself will decay into a third-world cesspool akin to Mexico.

Excepting a few stalwart conservatives, the Bush plan to trash America has wide support from liberals who salivate at the prospect of 20-30 million new instant Democrats.

Profit-driven business tycoons with little or no concern for homeland security, U.S. sovereignty, rule of law, and preservation of American language and culture, are also eager to legalize millions of people who will work for below-minimum wage and without benefits.

Of course, elitists like Bush, liberal politicians, and business executives can dismiss valid concerns about the "Mexicanization" of America because their lives will be shielded from the devastation.

Elitists' children will attend private schools free from the hordes of non-English speaking invaders who impede the instruction of real American students

Elitists' homes will be in upscale residential areas where invaders cut lawns and scrub toilets, but cannot afford to live.

Elitists' churches and other places of worship will remain segregated by neighborhood and wealth.

In other words, to elitists like George W. Bush, greedy business people, and Democrats, the deterioration of America will be virtually invisible.

However, for what remains of America's middle and lower classes, the Mexicanization of America will mean an abrupt and bitter end to the American Dream.

Liberal spin-doctors will even try to sell the ruination of America as a good thing because, according to the socialist's pledge of allegiance, "Diversity is our greatest strength!"

What hope is there if elitists in power cannot or will not understand the stupidity of open borders and amnesty?

Perhaps a graphic, but simple, analogy might help.

Let's say you planned a grand birthday party to celebrate your daughter's 10th birthday. Your daughter's favorite treat is Dryer's deluxe ice cream so you plan to serve that delicacy on the big day.

On the day of the party, a liberal nut case crashes the party and heads for the ice cream vat. The interloper decides that the ice cream, although the very finest in the entire world, is too plain and thus decides to "spice up" the eagerly anticipated dessert.

She does so by adding a several scoops of potting soil to the vat of rich and creamy Dryer's ice cream.

In so doing, the liberal has achieved the highly-coveted socialist goal of "diversity."

Unfortunately, she has also ruined a vat of priceless ice cream, and destroyed a dream day for a precocious ten-year old.

Elitists must not be allowed to ruin our great heritage and culture for cheap labor, cheap votes, or very costly socialist schemes that would end the American dream for hundreds of millions of citizens who deserve much better!

Dubya Enforces Rule of Law with Executive Order Uno Pardonade

Satire by John W. Lillpop


With the illegal immigration debate heating up once again, I expect President Bush to jump into the fray by taking more of a leadership role.

In fact, I fully expect that Bush will deliver a nationwide television address on the subject. That address will probably go something like this:

My Fellow Amerimexans:


Americans have always been known as a compassionate, caring people. Newcomers appreciate our hospitable and warm ways, especially when we welcome them with open arms, open hearts, and free health care, education, and food stamps.

At the same time, we are a nation dedicated to the rule of law. Without law and order, no civilized society can hope to survive.

It is America's unwavering commitment to law and order that brings me before you tonight.

As most of you know, there are approximately 30 million aliens in our midst who have who crossed the Mexican border without some of the paperwork that bureaucrats are so fond of.

With very few exceptions, these undocumented people are good hearted, hard working folks who came to America only to pursue the most prized possession on earth: A stake in the American Dream.

Unfortunately, because of rampant vigilantism in people calling themselves Minutemen and others calling themselves conservative Republicans, millions of innocent, undocumented folks have been forced to live in the shadows, afraid to partake fully of all we have to offer.

This tragic injustice must not be allowed to continue.

Accordingly, I have decided to restore law and order to America by pardoning all those here illegally.

Just moments ago, I signed Executive Order "Uno Pardonade," which confers full citizenship on anyone who can prove his or her illegal status and who can also speak Mexican.

With just my signature, this most divisive, gut-wrenching issue has been resolved. Peacefully.

The rule of law is once again an honored tenet of American governance.

By the way, this is NOT amnesty. Please remember that America is a nation that operates under the rule of law. Amnesty has no place in our great nation.

I am fully aware that some of my fellow Americans will be unhappy with my decision, and some will even resist the changes I have outlined.

To those vigilante-like dissidents, I say: Your views do not count. All that matters is what the president wants----and that just happens to be yours truly.

In anticipation of irresponsible behavior by some in response to my act of
compassionate conservatism, I have ordered the Pentagon to begin immediate redeployment of 50,000 brave American men and women from Iraq.

These American heroes will be assigned to the Mexican border, charged with the responsibility to escort and assure safe passage for illegal aliens coming to join us.

This will be called "Operation Help Felipe." Although it is a military operation, I expect these 50,000 American patriots to show professional restraint at all times.

Thus, the use of force is expressly forbidden, except as needed to quash out-of-control Minutemen or, even more dangerous, wild characters like Tom Tancredo or Duncan Hunter.

Finally, as your president, I want to take this opportunity to thank each and every one of you in that 29 percent of Americans whom still trust me. I assume that my actions tonight will help restore some stability to my approval ratings.

I am also betting that 30 million emancipated Mexicans will cause a
nice "bump" in those polls.

Thank you for listening.

Good evening, and God Bless Mexico---err, make that God Bless America!

President George W. Bush

satire by lillpop


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Call Them What They Are: "Invading Criminals!"

John W. Lillpop

As if the Democrats' mad rush to remake America into a third-world colony of Mexico were not bad enough, now a mindless liberal actually wants to scrap the First Amendment by banning use of the term "Illegal Alien" in what used to be the Great state of Florida.

Sen. Frederica Wilson, D-Miami, has apparently decided that political correctness is more important than accuracy in public communications. As a result, the Lady has introduced a bill that would bar a state agency or official from using the term.

Here:

Despite Wilson's protestations to the contrary, illegal aliens Are NOT immigrants!

Migrating to America (legally) is, and should be, a long, drawn-out procedure meant to protect the interests of American citizens. It involves more than simply jumping a fence and heading north in pursuit of free health care, education, food stamps and other handouts paid for by U.S. taxpayers.

Legal immigration means enduring rigorous hurdles like background checks to detect a criminal background or possible ties to terrorists.

It means medical examinations to detect diseases still prevalent in third-world nations, but long since eradicated here, and

It means proof of financial solvency so as to prevent newcomers from becoming a burden on U.S. taxpayers.

Those who have jumped the fence into America in order to avoid our immigration checks are not immigrants.

In truth, people who come here illegally leave America vulnerable to undetected crime, terrorism, disease, and financial devastation. And they have no legal or moral justification for being here.

Why engage in silly word games and euphemistic cover-ups?

People here illegally are illegal aliens and need to leave ASAP.

Period!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!

Open Borders, Amnesty: Passion of the Anti-Christ?

By John W. Lillpop


In some of the most convoluted logic and snake oil promotion ever unleashed on the American public, politicians from both parties are screaming that America needs a "Guest Worker" (amnesty) program because of a calamitous shortage of workers in the fields.

In other words, America needs to abandon concerns about rule of law, homeland security, economic and social stability, and American language and culture for cheap labor? And in the case of the Democrats, cheap votes?

Good grief, have politicians in Washington, D.C. lost their collective minds? Should we send the U.S. Marines to Capitol Hill with orders to administer Prozac and insulin shock to any befuddled leader actually speaking in favor of amnesty?

Should the Marines start at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and then work their way to Congress?

Really, how in the bloody hell can there be a "shortage of workers" in a nation that is overwhelmed and overrun by illegal aliens?

For example, just last April and May, Americans were horrified at the sight of millions of illegal aliens marching through our streets to protest the rule of law.

Remember those images of millions of invaders flying Mexican flags with "Si se puede!" or some other idiotic Spanish gibberish tattooed on their foreheads?

Why not round up these criminals, outfit them with straw hats, picking buckets, and other required farm-work paraphernalia, and ship them to the nearest fields?

Moreover, jail systems throughout America already use incarcerated inmates to clean parks and roadways.

Why not force those here illegally, and in jail or prison, to meet pick grapes and tomatoes 12 hours a day?

This will keep the cost of produce down, and when word of the new program reaches Mexico, may be more effective at ending the invasion than armed troops at the border!

Other venues for locating workers who have no legal or moral basis for being in America include day labor centers, Home Depot stores, welfare offices, food stamp distribution centers, and just about every Jumbo Jack, McDonald's, and Wendy's fast food joint in America.

In addition, Michael Chertoff, my personal choice to play the lead role in Passion of the Anti-Christ when Oliver Stone decides to film it, can help.

Provided he undergoes supervised rehabilitation.

Once Chertoff recovers from his addiction to stupidity, he may be able to understand that American agriculture needs help, and that more than enough help can be provided by rounding up Spanish-speaking burger flippers, bottle washers, and toilet bowl engineers.

Of course, if farmers would pay competitive wages, their labor needs would be met by real Americans--citizens and others here legally.

Indeed, reports indicate that the “shortfall” of agricultural workers is also the result of illegal aliens working in construction and other U.S. industries.

In other words, illegal aliens already here are no longer willing to pick produce and fruit. Talk about bloody cheek!

Finally, much like this nation's addiction to foreign oil, America is addicted to slave labor from the third world.

This addiction represents a major threat to homeland security, national sovereignty, economic and social stability, and preservation of American values and culture.

America needs to end this insidious addiction to slave labor:

* Secure our borders, with military force if needed.

* Deport all illegal aliens currently in the United States.

* Prosecute and punish all business owners that undermine the national security by hiring illegal aliens.

* Hold the Mexican government accountable for its role in the invasion of America by third-world criminals.

By cutting off the flow of illegal aliens, American politicians can do what is right for working families, while at the same time fighting terrorism and preserving American culture.

And that would be mucho bueno!


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, "clean and sober" since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable!