Illegal Aliens Must Go!

America was built by Immigrants--LEGAL immigrants. Illegal aliens have no legal or moral basis for being in America. All illegal aliens must be deported and U.S. borders must be secured to prevent more invaders from coming here!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Dubya Dilemma: Denial or Dementia?

By John W. Lillpop

America's Dubya Dilemma: Denial or Dementia?

George W. Bush's intractable and wholly unholy obsession with the Mexicanization of the United States has bewildered, confounded, and infuriated conservatives as well as other patriotic Americans from all ideological backgrounds.

In particular, conservatives found the president's most recent verbal assault galling because Bush resorted to blasphemy when he accused those who oppose amnesty of not wanting to "do what is best for America."

Has this president gone barking mad? Or has he gone madder, to be more precise?

When and how did America deteriorate to the point where a Republican president feels obligated to lash out against GOP colleagues for insisting on rule of law?

Since when has it been un-American to demand secure borders, enforcement of existing laws, and punishment rather than rewards for those who have deliberately invaded our nation and plundered taxpayer funded services like common criminals?

How is it that a strong commitment to preserving American culture and language makes one a racist or a bigot?

It almost appears as though the president is so desperate to deliver amnesty to his Mexican handlers that he has decided to argue that legalizing 12-30 million illegal aliens is needed as a vital weapon to combat terror here at home.

Or perhaps Bush believes that Osama bin Laden would lose interest in killing four million Americans if our great nation were a third-world cesspool like Mexico?

And maybe there is some truth to that: Why would Osama waste a suitcase full of perfectly fine dirty bombs to blow up Los Angeles when five million illegal aliens have already invaded LA, elected a Mexican national as mayor, and made that once proud city a sanctuary for corrupt, third world gangsters and peasants, and essentially uninhabitable?

Whatever the underlying strategy, Bush seems bound and determined to execute a preemptive strike against America, via amnesty for 12-30 million illegal aliens, in order to destroy the nation before Al-Quaeda can attack.

However, even if Bush's motives are not the result of a severe psychotic detachment from reality, the amnesty monster he is trying to ram down the throats of America is hopelessly flawed and an administrative nightmare.

Particularly for an administration that assigned responsibility for fighting Category Five hurricanes to an Arabian horse executive, tried to sell vital American port security management to a nation with known ties to terrorists, and fought a bitter but unsuccessful battle to seat a lottery queen on the U.S. Supreme Court.

If, and when, the amnesty travesty is signed into law, the Bush administration, with those dubious worth points on its resume, will have the following items to contend with:

* Hire and train 18,000 new border patrol agents. Dubya's record in this area is painfully awful, primarily because he refused to fill the border positions authorized by congress several years ago.

* Monitor the to and from movements of millions of heads of household aliens who would be required to return to their home country in order to qualify for citizenship consideration;

* Process background checks for millions of aliens, including follow up actions (deportation?) required for those found to have disqualifying criminal histories;

* Track the progress of millions of aliens in acquiring English skills required for those aspiring to citizenship;

* Collect fees and fines to be paid by illegal aliens;

* Track down and deport hundreds of thousands (millions?) of aliens who have criminal records and who will probably prefer to remain hidden in the "shadows" that bleeding-heart types like Bush are so concerned about, and

* Monitor hundreds of thousands of aliens who must leave America after two years as guest workers, and who must remain in Mexico for a full year before applying for another work permit. The government will also have to track the number of times this nonsense is authorized to assure compliance with amnesty law.

In addition, legalization would be available only to those in America as of January 1, 2007. However, everyone (except Dubya?) knows that the invasion of America will continue unabated and may, in fact, escalate if amnesty actually becomes law.

Thus, the federal government will need tens of thousands of additional federal employees to sort out the new vital question: Is X a Pre-January 1 Illegal Alien, or a Post-January 1 Illegal? Is to back to Mexico, or back to East Los Angeles for Z?

The bottom line of all of this is as follows: "Comprehensive reform" is neither reform, nor comprehensive. It is a ruse, a cruel and devastating joke, and completely unenforceable.

Dubya and the Democrats are obviously counting on all the tough language in the proposal to fool patriotic politicians and other Americans into believing that the administration is about to get serious about securing the borders and enforcing the laws.

In truth, Bush and his Destroy America Team have no interest whatsoever in preventing, or even limiting, the invasion of America.

To borrow a phrase from the immortal Yogi Berra, the current amnesty bill is "De Ja Vu, All Over again!"

Indeed, if the amnesty travesty of 2007 ever becomes law, our nation will have deliberately, and will malice, repeated the tragic mistake of 1986.

You might even say that America's greatness and security were sacrificed for cheap fruit.

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

McCain's Mexican Madness: Ignoring Existing Immigration Laws

By John W. Lillpop

As Senator John McCain slips further and further into the grips of neurotic self-delusion, his arguments in favor of legalizing 38 million illegal aliens become more and more specious.

In 2007, for instance, McCain issued a very most bizarre challenge to American patriots who oppose the amnesty travesty that McCain favors.

Speaking at a fund-raiser in Houston, the senator said:

"I think it's (immigration reform) a matter of national security," McCain said, "and to do nothing - to leave the status quo - would be an abrogation of our responsibilities to the American people."

The addled senator added, "If they've got another proposal that will pass the Congress of the United States, then let's hear that."

Boy do I have good news for you, senator!

There is a solution in place. Best of all it does not need to pass the Congress of the United States, or be approved by the president.

It's called the Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986.

All that is required, Senator McCain, is for the United States Congress and the president to get off the payroll of the Mexican government,secure our borders, and enforce IRCA!

It is really that damn simple.

Just secure our borders, with armed military force if need be, and enforce all existing immigration laws, including deportation of illegal aliens currently here.

Do that, and America won't need no stinkin' immigration reform!

Monday, May 21, 2007

Amnesty Folly: Trusting Known Criminals to Obey the Law

By John W. Lillpop

The amnesty travesty considered by congress last year included a fundamental and fatal flaw: It relied on people who have shown a blatant disregard for U.S. laws to become obedient and lawful.

Did Senators McCain and Kennedy and President Bush really expect illegal aliens to do the following?

- Heads of household voluntarily return to Mexico in order to qualify for citizenship consideration?

- Aliens with criminal histories voluntarily come forward for background checks?

- Aliens fork over thousands of dollars to the U.S. treasury in fines and fees?

-Aliens who have paid no income taxes until now, and are just barely making ends meet, repent and voluntarily pay ~20% of their incomes in state and federal taxes?

- Aliens here on a two-year permit voluntarily return to Mexico, and wait a year before reapplying for another permit?

What unbelievable folly, fantasy, and stupidity!

Adult illegal aliens are, every last one of them, criminals. At a minimum, they have crossed U.S. borders illegally and continue, by their very presence, to willfully violate our immigration laws.

In addition, many steal public services to which they are not entitled, pay no income taxes, and, in some instances, register to vote in U.S. elections.

Others commit violent crimes including murder, rape, and robbery while in America. Drunken driving crimes are also high in the illegal alien community.

In summary, every illegal alien here has proven to be quite capable of violating important U.S. laws.

Every recent amnesty fiasco appears to be a repeat of the 1986 Immigration Reform and Control Act (IRCA) scam whereby the government granted amnesty with the promise of enforcing tough new sanctions against employers who hire illegals.

Since the 1986 IRCA was enacted, 38 million additional illegal aliens have invaded America.

There has been no enforcement of IRCA by either Republican or Democrat administrations.

Amnesty is nothing more than a written invitation to millions of additional illiterate peasants to invade America!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Lindsey Graham, Reluctant “Cracker,” Booed at GOP Convention

John W. Lillpop

Finally, some good news to celebrate, troops!

Lindsey Graham, the Reluctant Cracker from South Carolina, defended the latest amnesty travesty at the South Carolina Republican convention and was roundly booed.

Graham then tried to score points by name-dropping: Unfortunately for the little weasel, the name he dropped was Ted Kennedy.

Dropping the name Kennedy is not politically smart in South Carolina, or anywhere else where real Republicans and patriotic Americans congregate.

For his foolish misstep, the Reluctant Cracker got another round of boos!

Read the entire story:

Hooray for South Carolina and its levelheaded Republicans!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Dubya’s No Tax Vow--To Illegal Aliens

By John W. Lillpop

Any American citizen who has had the misfortune of locking horns with the IRS in a dispute over income taxes realizes that the experience can be both frightening and costly.

IRS agents are notorious for being hard-nosed, merciless creatures who seem to delight in nailing taxpayers to the wall either for willful cheating, or if there is no other choice, benign clerical oversights.

Rumor has it that agents who send the greatest number of taxpayers to prison receive large commission bonuses and lucrative perks.

So while you cool your heels in a prison cell because a malfunctioning PDA caused you to understate your income, be consoled by the fact that the stalking agent who sent you there was probably rewarded with honored parking privileges at IRS headquarters for a fortnight, perhaps longer.

The point is that the federal government takes income taxes damn seriously and woe unto those who do not report all income or pay all taxes owed.

At least that is the case when it comes to citizens and those here legally

However, if you just happen to be an illegal alien who has filed no income tax returns or paid no taxes, and are concerned about how that untidy fact might effect your amnesty plans, fret not!

The amnesty bill originally sent to Dubya by congress required illegal aliens to pay all back taxes owed as part of amnesty, but Dubya decided it would be too complex and time-consuming to ask invading criminals to do what American citizens are required to do.

So the tax pay back provision was stripped from the bill as described in the World Net Daily story.

Once again, America’s anti-American president has gone the extra mile to reward millions of invading criminals by kicking citizens in the groin.

How much more of this nonsense can sane people be expected to tolerate?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

John McCain Drops F Bomb on American Patriot, Amnesty Foe

Satire(?) ByJohn Lillpop

Apparently John McCain (F-Arizona) is not content with simply “effing” middle class American citizens with his treasonous amnesty.

Now the long-in-the-tooth senator from Arizona is upping the ante in an attempt to silence a fellow GOP senator who believes that the McCain-Kennedy amnesty travesty has about as much potential benefit for America as a vat of raw, decaying vomit.

Senator John Cornyn (R-Texas) openly, and with appropriate decorum, expressed his concerns about McCain’s proposed Mexicanization of America and, by doing so, incurred the wrath and venomous language skills of Arizona’s favorite son. Of a bitch, that is.

McCain started out with a gentle response, at first referring to Cornyn’s concerns as “Chicken Sh**.”

As the verbal exchange escalated, McCain got down and dirty by shouting “F You!” at the innocent, bewildered Texan.

All in all, the McCain refrain provides a valuable civics lesson for us all, including powerful senators from Texas and elsewhere.

That message is:

Being an America patriot who values rule of law and U.S. sovereignty can be hazardous to your health.

And most especially to those with sensitive ears and high moral standards!

Unfortunately, that is an “effing” sad fact of life in American politics, circa 2007.

For the full story: Washington post

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Friday, May 18, 2007

The Arlen Specter School of Problem Solving and Jurisprudence

Satire By John Lillpop

Arlen Specter has always been an enigma to conservative Republicans. His views are nearly as liberal as those held by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, and the senator from Pennsylvania is famous for leading the charge against programs favored by President Bush and conservatives.

Why is this man a Republican at all?

No one is certain, although it appears that Specter was under the clumsy assumption that D stood for despicable, which it does, and he chose to be repugnant, with an R.

Make that a capital R, which the contentious senator most certainly is.

When it comes to illegal immigration, Specter has always been more concerned with illegal aliens than he is about American sovereignty, rule of law, or homeland security.

For instance, Specter made the following comment about the latest immigration reform proposal that reportedly has been agreed to by the White House and key members of the U.S. Senate:

"It is not amnesty. This will restore the rule of law."

That from the mouth of the man who has served on the Senate Judiciary Committee for years, who has been a powerful figure in determining the composition of the U.S. Supreme Court, and who should know better!

How in Hades does one “restore rule of law,” by legalizing millions of people who are guilty of breaking and entering into America?

Does that not simply reward illegal behavior and encourage additional millions to cross our borders illegally, Senator Specter?

With that sort of convoluted illogic, one would expect the Arlene Specter Arlen Specter School of Problem Solving, Jurisprudence, and Ouija Boards to instruct students with examples such as these:

Drivers are speeding through school zones, residential neighborhoods, and busy intersections.

Arlen Specter Solution:
Discontinue all speed limits.


IRS auditors are uncovering massive levels of cheating and fraud on income tax returns.

Arlen Specter Solution:
Eliminate IRS audits.


AIDS epidemic is spreading like wild fire in San Francisco, New York City, and Los Angeles.

Arlen Specter Solution:
Stop HIV testing in the afflicted cities.


Armed bank robberies in broad daylight are soaring.

Arlen Specter Solution:
Leave banks and vaults unlocked and unguarded at night.


Too many students unable to pass final exams required to graduate.

Arlen Specter Solution:
Educators have two options: Either revise downward the standards for passing, or eliminate final exams altogether.

Senator Specter’s thoughts are not completely dissimilar to those delivered by President Bush in his last State of the Union speech when Dubya stated that “too much pressure at our borders” was causing the tsunami of illegal aliens into America.

12-30 million illegal aliens are here and there is too much pressure at the border?

Bush, Democrats, and RINOs, including Arlen Specter, think that we can stop illegal aliens from crossing our borders in one of two ways:

Make illegal aliens legal. Or, eliminate the borders.

Either way, the problem is no more.

And, unfortunately, neither is America!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

This was a production of The Coalition Against Illegal Immigration

Ted Kennedy: Wrong about Immigration for 42 Years and Counting

By John W. Lillpop

The genesis of today's 30 million illegal alien problem can be traced right through 350 pounds of inebriated Ted Kennedy:

1965: “The bill will not flood our cities with immigrants. It will not upset the ethnic mix of our society. It will not relax the standards of admission. It will not cause American workers to lose their jobs.”

1986: “This amnesty will give citizenship to only 1.1 to 1.3 million illegal aliens. We will secure the borders henceforth. We will never again bring forward another amnesty bill like this.”

2007: “Now it is time for action. 2007 is the year we must fix our broken system.”

“… Homeland Security Sec. Chertoff on Kennedy: ‘He’s awesome’…


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Open Letter to Our Government: Amnesty Travesty

By John W. Lillpop

May 18, 2007

President George W. Bush
Members of the United States Congress

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:

Patriotic Americans all across our great land are flying the American flag upside down this morning, at least metaphorically, to signify that our once great nation is under attack and in severe distress.

At issue is nothing less vital than homeland security, rule of law, American sovereignty, and preservation of American language and culture, all of which are threatened by the latest amnesty legislation that appears to be gaining some acceptance in Washington, D.C.

Although the term amnesty has been carefully avoided, the fact is that the proposed legislation would legalize millions of illegal aliens who have thumbed their noses at U.S. borders and immigration laws for their own selfish purposes.

The proposed amnesty would reward these criminals, while millions of others across the globe are penalized for obeying the law.

President Bush and prominent members of the U.S. Congress are promising that the new legislation will improve border security and reduce illegal immigration. One senator from Pennsylvania even went so far as to suggest that the bill would restore “rule of law” to immigration.

With all due respect to the gentleman, simply legalizing illegal behavior hardly qualifies as a credible way to restore rule of law.

Ladies and gentlemen, the latest proposal indicates that either you are not listening or we are not shouting loud enough.

Just to make sure that our views are clearly understood, please be advised that we the people are FED UP with the attempt to undermine American sovereignty, homeland security, and culture.

In short, we the people are:

with the refusal of the federal government to secure our borders at time of war.

FED UP when armed Mexicans illegally cross our borders and assault Americans, yet our government takes no action, and refuses to even protest.

FED UP when Americans defending the U.S. from drug smuggling illegal aliens are sent to federal prison, while invading criminals are to be forgiven via amnesty for violating our borders and laws.

FED UP with the fact that upwards of 30 million illegal aliens are currently in America, costing taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars every year.

with a president who orders thousands of young Americans into harm's way thousands of miles from home, but who refuses to secure America.

FED UP with politicians who refuse to enforce immigration laws and who claim it is "impossible" to deport criminals here illegally.

FED UP with illegal aliens who can not and/or will not speak English.

with taxpayer dollars being wasted to print documents in foreign languages.

FED UP with illegal aliens who dump their medical bills on the backs of U.S. taxpayers, but who send $30-40 billion a year back to Mexico each year.

with the fact that providing free medical services to illegal aliens drives hospitals out of business, making those facilities unavailable to American citizens for whom the medical centers were intended.

FED UP with our schools being invaded by non-English speaking children who impede the learning process of students who genuinely belong here.

with the fact that federal, state, and local penal systems are overrun by illegal aliens, again costing taxpayers billions each year.

FED UP with the fact that, on average, illegal aliens kill 12 Americans every day.

FED UP with the fact that the overwhelming majority of felony crimes being investigated in Los Angeles have been committed by illegals from Mexico.

FED UP with politicians who refuse to round up and deport millions of illegal aliens who are destroying American culture and language.

FED UP with politicians who pamper illegal aliens with driver's licenses and free public services, which encourage even more invaders to come to America.

FED UP with the attempted Mexicanization of America. Mexico is a third- world slum, and we are FED UP with those who want America to be like Mexico!

Finally, Mr. President and members of the U.S. Congress, we the people are FED UP with those who consistently work on behalf of illegal aliens and the state of Mexico, and against the interests of the American people!

Please do not underestimate the dissatisfaction and rage swelling in the hearts of patriotic Americans on this vital issue.

We the people DEMAND our great country back!

Just say no to amnesty!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Amnesty Fall Out: Who’s Going to Cut Our Tobacco?

By John W. Lillpop

Apparently, not all illegal aliens and aspiring illegals are thrilled at the Duyba-Kennedy sellout of America.

In the story linked below, Mexican intellectual Edmundo Bermudez objects to provisions that would give preference to migrant hopefuls with college degrees.

Bermudez, obviously not an illegal who would demand in-state tuition perks,had this to say:

“The United States already has enough people with college degrees. Who is going to cut their tobacco?" asked Bermudez, who has been working intermittently in the U.S. for the past eight years. In Mexico, he makes about $10 a day, while in the U.S. he earns almost that — $8 — in an hour.

Yet another example of how dangerous this leaf is—besides lung cancer, heart disease, and emphysema, tobacco can cause terminal stupidity in Latino cutters!

With that sort of logic and reasoning ability, one wonders why Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats have not made this fellow chairman of their “get out the vote!” campaign for 2008—in Mexico!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Where Will the Next 20 Million Illegal Aliens Come From? Will They Be Welcome?

By John W. Lillpop

Democrats, RINOs, and our liberal president continue to seek to end the rule of law as a basic governing precept in America in order to provide amnesty to 12-30 million illegal aliens.

This idiotic mind set is very dangerous because many illegal aliens have visions of remaking America into a Mexico-north cutting off the flow of blood to their craniums, thereby causing foggy thinking, or worse.

Objective historians will no doubt record the Dubya-Kennedy tag team as the one that gave America “No Child Left Behind,” followed by the failed attempt to legislate “No Mexican Illegal Alien Denied” in 2007.

One can only hope that future scholars choose to document the fact that the failed amnesty legislation was crafted by a liberal very much in his cups, and approved by a dyslexic cowboy and former imbiber supposedly in recovery.

Score two for alcohol!

But what happens if the next 12-20 million illegal aliens are not illiterate Latino peasants willing to work for next to nothing and without benefits?

What if educated professionals from around the globe suddenly decide to invade America in pursuit of the American Dream?

For instance, there must be 100 million disaffected Chinese citizens who would love to move to the United States. If only those pesky immigration rules were not in the way!

Given the invasion from Mexico that has been condoned by our government, who can argue, with any moral or logical conviction, that scores of millions of Chinese, Haitians, or Iraqis, or any combination thereof, should not be welcomed into America with open arms and wallets, even if they do come illegally?

And what of the millions of people from Russia and other nations in the former Soviet Union who continue to suffer in poverty and disadvantage?

Now that many U.S. politicians have abandoned all common sense about rule of law, borders, and legal immigration, what is stopping 30 or 40 million Ruskies from moving to California, Arizona, and Texas?

Of course, RINOs and big corporate moguls might not be so immigrant-friendly if the illegal aliens insisted on $30/hour rather the meager pittances commanded by janitors, gardeners, and fast-food slaves from Mexico and points south.

Democrats might find open borders, amnesty, and abandonment of rule of law to be a real stinker if the invaders were educated and less vulnerable to liberal propaganda.

For instance, would Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid be so impassioned about a “path to citizenship” if the invaders were overwhelmingly conservative, and likely to swell the ranks of the Republican Party? Me thinks not.

How would Hispanics respond if a border town in Texas became inundated with illegal aliens from Russia who demanded that their children be taught in their native tongue, and that ballots be printed in Russian?

Would the first Russian mayor be celebrated by Hispanics as a shining example of American diversity?

Would Hispanics here illegally be open to compassion for those who speak perfect Russian or Chinese, but not a word of Spanish? And who refuse to even try?

Barbara Simpson, a popular conservative radio talk show host in San Francisco, has a saying that sums it up very well:

“Be Careful what you pray for. You might just get it!”

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

A Warning to Santa Clara County: Do Not Cut Services to Citizens In Order to Pamper Illegal Aliens!

By John W. Lillpop

Dear Editor:

In the Mercury News editorial of May 14, 2007 (Residents Must Heed Budget Call), residents are urged to attend board of supervisors meetings because “supervisors need every creative idea” in order to avoid $227 million in budget cuts.

Here’s an idea, not particularly creative, but well worth considering:

Do not provide services to illegal aliens
. All such people are criminals who have no legal or moral basis for being here.

By refusing to coddle illegal aliens with public services, three important objectives will be realized:

1. Taxpayer dollars would no longer be squandered on those not entitled to services,

2. Without free handouts, Santa Clara County would lose its appeal and illegal aliens would start to self deport, and

3. Those in Mexico and elsewhere who are considering an invasion across our borders would receive a message loud and clear: Do not bother, freeloading is no longer viable.

Should Santa Clara County elect to cut services to citizens in order to accommodate illegal aliens, a legal battle of epic proportions will ensue.

Let county officials be forewarned: Citizens are fed up with taxpayer dollars being spent on illegal aliens at the expense of those who legitimately belong here.

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

From the People of Farmers Branch: Illegal Aliens, Get Out!

By John W. Lillpop

How do you say “Illegal Aliens Get Out!” in Spanish?
We may soon find out.

On the heels of a spectacular triumph in Oklahoma earlier this week, thinking people in Farmers Branch, Texas said “ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!” to those who would turn this great nation over to invading criminals from the third world.

How SWEET it is!

The vote on Saturday is the first time illegal immigration has been tested directly at the polls, and the results are a wonderful gift to the folks of Farmers Branch and to all who value American sovereignty, rule of law, and preservation of American language and culture.

Story in the Dallas News

This vote sends a very clear message: The American people do not want amnesty for illegal aliens!

Are you listening George W. Bush, RINOs, and Democrats?

If so, drop your foolish amnesty plans and let the deportations begin.

The people have spoken!

If not, you are guilty of treason and will be held accountable!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Friday, May 11, 2007

If Minutemen Are Vigilantes, What Do You Call Millions of Invading Illegal Aliens?

By John W. Lillpop

When the Minutemen set up shop at the Arizona border in 2006 to call attention to the illegal alien loophole in U.S. Homeland Security, President Bush foolishly chided these brave patriots by calling them vigilantes.

Although chagrined at beingdeserted by the man who has the constitutional responsibility and authority to defend our borders, the Minutemen dug in their heels and persisted.

And persisted.

Their Yankee determination to do the right thing was rewarded when President Bush finally sent additional border patrol agents to Arizona.

Even the Mexican government was motivated to pay greater attention, at least temporarily, because of the due diligence of heroic Minutemen.

Before the Minuteman took their courageous stand, open border advocates and anti-American liberals insisted it was "impossible" to stop illegal immigration.

Best to just accept reality, learn Spanish, and switch to rice and beans as food staples, according to the leftists and Hispanic racists.

Thank God, the Minutemen PROVED illegal aliens CAN be stopped, thereby delivering a great victory on behalf of all American citizens.

Now, with millions of illegal immigrants and advocates taking over the streets of American cities and demanding rights they are not entitled to, where in the hell is
our alleged President?

How is that a few hundred retired seniors with lawn chairs and cell phones are vigilantes, while millions of people with no legal or moral basis for being here are able to romp through Los Angeles and Dallas, without so much as a peep from Mr. Bush?

Does Mr. Bush even understand that America is on the brink of civil war?

Must violence and bloodshed erupt before this inept president secures the borders and takes appropriate actions to secure America?

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Lindsey Graham Does Not Understand Americans

By John W.Lillpop

“Bigot” is defined in Merriam-Webster as a “person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially: one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and...”

Senator Lindsey Graham (RINO-SC) apparently believes that Americans who oppose open borders and amnesty for illegal aliens are bigots.

At least that is what the senator said recently at a Capital Awards gala hosted by the National Council of La Raza.

No doubt Senator Graham was widely cheered and applauded by his audience, an organization of Hispanics to which the definition of bigot seems to be a nice fit.
The fact that Graham denigrated his own race by calling it bigot ridden also morphed quite nicely into the agenda of his La Reza audience.

Brown in, white out!

That sums up the La Reza agenda which, unfortunately, is bought into by folks like Graham, George Bush, all Democrats, and other despicable RINOs.

But what is the origin of Graham’s distorted vision?

I know of no one wants illegal aliens to be kicked out only IF they are Spanish-speaking Latinos.

The key is not race or ethnicity, but is a much more basic: Are you here legally, or did you cross our borders illegally in violation of our immigration laws?

True enough, most of the current debate is about invaders from Mexico, but that is only because Hispanic is the overwhelmingly predominant demographic in the illegal alien community.

Still, in the interest of fairness and non-bigoted policy, let this serve as notice to the six or seven Caucasian Canadians hiding in the shadows: When we ferret you out, you will be deported as well!

Senator Graham attempted to wax eloquent when he stated: “America is an idea. No group owns this.”

Again, another applause line for a room full of folks who believe that The Race, which is the Spanish translation of La Reza, is or should be Hispanic.
By the way, Lindsey, many of those in your audience believe that America is owned a group; indeed, many believe that Mexico still owns a large portion of America, the Guadalupe Treaty of the 19th century notwithstanding.

In fact, however, America is the land of opportunity to one group and one group only: Those who obey our immigration laws and who come here legally.

There are scores of millions of such people, Senator Graham. They come from all parts of the world, comprised of all racial and ethnic backgrounds, and a vast array of cultural richness and traditions.

Those who follow the rules and whom are not disqualified because of disease, criminal history, or financial insolvency are welcomed with open arms and hearts by most Americans. Including those you like to refer to as bigots.

Legal immigrants bring a rich tapestry of culture and other traditions to the American melting pot. We love their food, music, and history.

In contrast, Americans owe absolutely nothing to the millions of illegal aliens.No one—not Senator Graham or George W. Bush or Nancy Pelosi—knows anything about these people.

Do they have criminal backgrounds or infection diseases? Are they likely to be a burden on American taxpayers? Are there potential terrorists or sympathizers among them?

None of these vital questions has been answered because illegal aliens are not subjected to the immigration scrutiny that legal immigrants rightfully face.

Finally, America is far more than just an idea, Lindsey.

Being an American is about the rule of law, respect for the property and rights of others, fairness including waiting your turn, not taking that to which you are not entitled, assimilation, and other common courtesies observed in a civil society.

None of those ideas apply to illegal aliens.

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

How to Say Illegals NOT OK in Spanish, With an Oakie Twang?

By John W. Lillpop

Hooray for Oklahoma!

The toughest and most sweeping immigration legislation in America has passed both Houses of the Oklahoma legislature and has been signed into law by Gov. Brad Henry.

“Illegal immigration is a very serious national security issue that must be addressed at the federal level,” he said in a statement. “States can take some actions on their own, but until the U.S. Congress enacts a comprehensive, national immigration policy, citizens will see little progress on this issue.”

Henry was urged to sign the measure after it was approved in a bipartisan 84-14 vote by the state House, and 41-6 by the Senate last month.

What a relief to know that at least some politicians "get it" and are interested in doing what is best for America rather than coddling to third-world illiterate peasants!

Way to go Oklahoma!

Meanwhile,out in the land of ignorance, pink backs, and girly men, AKA San Francisco, the mayor has interrupted his sexcapades long enough to affirm the moronic status of the city as a sanctuary for illegal aliens. And AIDS, terrorists, and unspeakable perversions!

When it comes to common sense, logic, rule of law, and morality, Oklahoma is light years ahead of that "progressive" hell hole in the Bay Area!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Friday, May 04, 2007

It's the Votes, Stupid!

By John W. Lillpop

Nearly one year ago, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid was polluting the immigration debate by calling a proposal to make English the official language "racist."

"This amendment is racist. I think it's directed basically to people who speak Spanish," the Democrat said during the already tense debate over immigration reform.

Washington Times:

However, Reid has not always been so tolerant of Hispanic newcomers.

In fact, in 1993 the unremarkable Harry Reid introduced the 'Immigration Stabilization Act' on the floor of the US Senate, and sounded downright intolerant of illegal aliens.

In 1993, illegal aliens were overwhelmingly Hispanic, just as is the case in 2007.

At the time of Reid's impassioned rant in 1993, America was collapsing under the weight of 3.5 million illegal aliens.

The crisis motivated Reid to declare: "Our borders have overflowed with illegal immigrants placing tremendous burdens on our criminal justice system, schools and social programs."

"Our federal wallet is stretched to the limit by illegal aliens getting welfare, food stamps, medical care and other benefits often without paying any taxes," Reid continued.

Now, fast forward to 2006. The illegal alien crisis that ruined Reid's sleep in 1993 has mushroomed five fold, with 20 million illegal aliens now squatting in America.

And the need to prevent illegal immigration is far greater now than it was in 1993, given the events of 9/11 and the ongoing war on terror.

So why was Reid so gung-ho in 1993, but reduced to race-baiting obstruction in the far more dangerous environment of 2006?

It is the votes, stupid!

Harry Reid and the Democrats realize they can no longer win elections by appealing to real American citizens.

They now know that their only hope rests with pandering to 20 million illegal aliens, or "undocumented Democrats," truth be told.

The liberal motto, then, is as follows: To hell with the best interests of America, the more important objective is having Democrats in power.

If calling a common sense amendment "racist" advances that objective, Reid and the loony left are more than happy to take those cheap political points to the bank--pronto!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Illegal Aliens: Why Not Venezuela as an Invasion Destination?

By John W. Lillpop

As Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez lurches further and further leftward, he continues to justify his socialist fascism as a legitimate, almost spiritual, rebellion against the evils of capitalism.


This portly anti-American anarchist uses fiery language and unkind metaphors to portray capitalism as an enemy of common men.

According to Chavez, capitalism exists only to secure and maintain privileged lives and profits for the very rich and powerful at the expense of working lower-class families.

That actually sounds more like Mexico, but that is Chavez's pitch and he is standing by it.

Chavez even casts our very own President Bush as a sulfur emitting Satanic figure, and, according to Chavez, a perfect example of Yankee capitalism gone amuck.

Only Speaker Pelosi and Majority Leader Reid speak in less flattering terms about Duyba.

When in comes to socialism, Chavez visualizes a virtual paradise for the unwashed where the filthy rich have been vanquished and the playing field has been leveled to make everyone equal.

Equally poor, that is!

Again, only American liberals are more dedicated to universal redistribution of poverty than is Chavez.

Still, Venezuela should be a favored destination for scores of millions of peasants currently squatting illegally in America and for those still in Mexico but seriously considering an invasion somewhere.

Think about it, illegal aliens and would be illegals.

Invading Venezuela has many distinct advantages including:

Spanish is already the national language in Venezuela, with little or no language pollution from English-speaking gringos. This is an ideal circumstance for those who hate English and gringos in equal measure.

President Chavez is obviously fluent in Spanish, and although this is not widely known, Chavez's broken English is actually more coherent than most speeches and press conferences that Duyba manages to mangle!

For Hispanics more comfortable with being governed by one of their own, relief from white menaces like George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid would be immediate.

In Venezuela, the top dog is named Chavez, a hardcore Hispanic name if ever there was one.

As a dedicated socialist, President Chavez is amenable to taking from the well off and giving to the poor. This is perfect for struggling illegal alien families looking for free public education, health care, and other services to which they are not entitled and are not skilled enough to earn!

Remember also that Chavez is a pal of Fidel Castro, the neurotic Cuban president who makes sure that the world knows he is in charge and in terrific health, but then mysteriously vanishes from sight during the May Day celebrations.

Fidel Castro is an icon in the illegal alien community, and living in Venezuela would allow Castro devotees to worship their communist god openly, without fear of scorn or derision.

Well, what are you illegal aliens waiting for? Venezuela is obviously the ideal destination for good hearted, hard working invaders to settle.

How can we American citizens help make your departure seamless--and immediate?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Oklahoma Lawmakers on Illegal Aliens: NOT OK!

By John W. Lillpop

Hooray for Oklahoma!

The toughest and most sweeping immigration legislation in America has passed both Houses of the Oklahoma legislature and has been sent to Gov. Brad Henry for approval.

Henry was urged to sign the measure after it was approved in a bipartisan 84-14 vote by the state House, and 41-6 by the Senate last month.

For the full story:

Way to go Oklahoma!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

May Day Follow-up: LA Police Chief Should Be Fired

Why is this alleged criminal not flat on the ground? Or on a one-way bus to Mexico?

By John W. Lillpop

After the May Day fiasco in Los Angeles, Police Chief William Bratton should voluntarily turn in his badge and pursue another line of work, or be forced to leave.

Chief Bratton's initial mistake was that he did not order the police to use MORE force to quell the riotous and dangerous behavior of illegal aliens.

When these parasitical leeches became unruly and disruptive as a part of their idiotic march to demand "rights" they do not have, the Chief Bratton surely must have known that it was time for rule of law to trump PC timidity.

After all, law enforcement is supposed to protect American citizens, rather than coddle and kowtow to angry invading mobsters from the third world.

Bratton's second, and nearly as grievous, mistake was saying afterwards that he was disturbed by "inappropriate" police tactics to clear immigration protesters from a park.

Fact is, the only thing "inappropriate" is that police were too gentle with the renegades who deserved to be kicked in the posterior with sufficient force to drive them back across the southern border.

Since William Bratton is unwilling, or unable, to use the power and authority of his position to protect American citizens from criminals, his tenure as police chief should end. Now!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Time to Say Adios, Alberto!

by John W. Lillpop

Of the many blunders committed by George W. Bush over the past six years, none is more ill timed and dangerous than his wrongheaded appointment of Alberto Gonzales to serve as U.S. Attorney General.

After 9/11, one would have expected America's war on terror president to install an Attorney General who, at a minimum, respects American sovereignty, rule of law, and immigration statutes.

Bush's choice for AG should have been a professional who would work 24/7 to enforce U.S. laws, including rounding up and deporting those here illegally.

Is that not what the Department of Justice is supposed to be all about? Enforcing the danged law?

Apparently not, at least not in the mind of Duyba. Instead of doing the intelligent thing, George W. Bush decided to hire Alberto Gonzales for the job.

It may be that "Diversity is our greatest strength," but with this one, W went just too far.

After all, Alberto Gonzales is rumored to be the child of illegal aliens from Mexico. If true, he is the most accomplished anchor baby in U.S. history.

From Gonzales' perspective, then, Mexican illegal aliens are more like "family" than invaders. The more the merrier, right, Alberto?

All of which explains why the Department of Justice has taken virtually no action to enforce our immigration laws.

Honestly, now, who would push for deportation of one's own aunts, uncles, cousins? And in-laws who are also outlaws?

Rather than rounding up, prosecuting, and deporting illegal aliens,
Gonzales has been laboring 24/7 to chase down, prosecute, and jail innocent border patrol agents caught in the unseemly act of doing that for which they are paid-defending America against invasion from third world Mexico.

As a result of Gonzales' efforts, former agent Jose Alonso Compean is slated to spend 12 years in prison, and Ignacio Ramos will be behind bars 11 years.

Meanwhile, the drug-smuggling illegal alien that Compean and Ramos tried to apprehend is suing the U.S. government for five million dollars.

It's time to say adios to Alberto Gonzales, America's Numero Uno Anchor Baby!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Open Borders and Amnesty: Passions of the anti-Christ?

By John W. Lillpop

In some of the most convoluted logic and snake oil promotion ever unleashed on the American public, politicians from both parties are screaming that America needs a "Guest Worker" (amnesty) program because of a calamitous shortage of workers in the fields.

In other words, America needs to abandon concerns about rule of law, homeland security, economic and social stability, and American language and culture for cheap labor? And in the case of the Democrats, cheap votes?

Good grief, have politicians in Washington, D.C. lost their collective minds? Should we send the U.S. Marines to Capitol Hill with orders to administer Prozac and insulin shock to any befuddled leader actually speaking in favor of amnesty?

Should the Marines start at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and then work their way to Congress?

Really, how in the bloody hell can there be a "shortage of workers" in a nation that is overwhelmed and overrun by illegal aliens?

For example, just last April and May, Americans were horrified at the sight of millions of illegal aliens marching through our streets to protest the rule of law.

Remember those images of millions of invaders flying Mexican flags with "Si se puede!" or some other idiotic Spanish gibberish tattooed on their foreheads?

Why not round up these criminals, outfit them with straw hats, picking buckets, and other required farm-work paraphernalia, and ship them to the nearest fields?

Moreover, jail systems throughout America already use incarcerated inmates to clean parks and roadways.

Why not force those here illegally, and in jail or prison, to meet pick grapes and tomatoes 12 hours a day?

This will keep the cost of produce down, and when word of the new program reaches Mexico, may be more effective at ending the invasion than armed troops at the border!

Other venues for locating workers who have no legal or moral basis for being in America include day labor centers, Home Depot stores, welfare offices, food stamp distribution centers, and just about every Jumbo Jack, McDonald's, and Wendy's fast food joint in America.

In addition, Michael Chertoff, my personal choice to play the lead role in Passion of the Anti-Christ when Oliver Stone decides to film it, can help.

Provided he undergoes supervised rehabilitation.

Once Chertoff recovers from his addiction to stupidity, he may be able to understand that American agriculture needs help, and that more than enough help can be provided by rounding up Spanish-speaking burger flippers, bottle washers, and toilet bowl engineers.

Of course, if farmers would pay competitive wages, their labor needs would be met by real Americans--citizens and others here legally.

Indeed, reports indicate that the “shortfall” of agricultural workers is also the result of illegal aliens working in construction and other U.S. industries.

In other words, illegal aliens already here are no longer willing to pick produce and fruit. Talk about bloody cheek!

Finally, much like this nation's addiction to foreign oil, America is addicted to slave labor from the third world.

This addiction represents a major threat to homeland security, national sovereignty, economic and social stability, and preservation of American values and culture.

America needs to end this insidious addiction to slave labor:

* Secure our borders, with military force if needed.

* Deport all illegal aliens currently in the United States.

* Prosecute and punish all business owners that undermine the national security by hiring illegal aliens.

* Hold the Mexican government accountable for its role in the invasion of America by third-world criminals.

By cutting off the flow of illegal aliens, American politicians can do what is right for working families, while at the same time fighting terrorism and preserving American culture.

And that would be mucho bueno!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.


Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Good news from the War on Wetbacks (WOW)

by John W. Lillpop

Dear Duyba: Immigration Raids and Deportation Work!

May Day rallies all across America are proof positive that immigration raids and deportations work! Illegal aliens were apparently frightened by the recent ICE raids and decided to skip May Day festivities in favor of visiting their favorite welfare and food stamp outlets.

Despite your best efforts, Mr. President, and those of Alberto Gonzales and Michael Chertoff, America is winning the battle to take back our cities and streets from the government of Mexico, illegal aliens, La Reza, Democrats, and Duyba!

If this keeps up, within a couple of years it may be safer to drive in downtown Los Angeles than in downtown Baghdad.

What a great day that will be!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Only 10,000 March in Los Angeles: Whatever Happened to "Sí se puede?”

By John W. Lillpop

According to Reuters, only 10,000 illegal aliens took to the streets in Los Angeles to ring in May Day.

Just 10,000?

Good grief, there were more illegal aliens at the Democrat confab in San Diego last weekend!

All by her corrupt little self, Hillary Clinton registered more than 10,000 in her San Diego motel room, using as bait her newly minted Spanish accent and the promise of "pesos to come."

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has more than 10,000 illegal aliens on the city payroll at City Hall for goodness sake!

And Mayor Newsom has married more than 10,000 gay illegal aliens on the steps of City Hall for gosh sake.

On any given afternoon, there are more than 10,000 drunken Mexicans drag racing through downtown Los Angeles, for Pedro's sake.

Meanwhile, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villagarosa was very upset by the low turnout and demanded a federal investigation--for Antonio's sake.

The ranked mayor said, "I want to run for governor of California in 2010, but I will need a lot more support from the illegal alien community. This smells like a poll tax or other voter suppression tactic used by unsavory southerners to stifle black voters."

"I want the federal government to answer some basic questions. Why were the four million known illegal aliens in Los Angeles not on the streets on May Day? Did the unconstitutional ICE raids intimidate Latinos and deny them of their 1st Amendment rights?"

"I will not tolerate disenfranchisement of Latinos just because they are here illegally and are not eligible to vote.

"After all, this is America, Land of the Frijoli and Home of the $.99 super taco with real sirloin beef. We will not be denied!"

Asked at White House press conference to comment on the low turnout, President Bush tried to reassure Mayor Villagarosa by saying, "Well, Antonio has got to learn patience when dealing with edgy Mexicans. After years of dealing with these folks, I know that they are moody and tough to predict.

"But in the end, hand out the goodies and benefits, and they will come. And with enough beer, they will vote!"


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Nancy Pelosi: Progressive Compassion Needed to Fix Immigration

Satire By John W. Lillpop

For Immediate Release

(San Francisco)---The following press release was issued by the Office of Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the United States House of Representatives:

With the Cinco de Mayo celebrations looming, Speaker Pelosi believes that the American people need progressive ideas and leadership when it comes to the issue of immigration.

In order to steer America away from the subhuman quagmire that George W. Bush has created, Speaker Pelosi is proposing the following program to make America a more attractive destination for third world peasants to invade.

In her own words, then, Speaker Pelosi offers her Cinco de Mayo greeting to America and the remaining peasants in Mexico who have not yet invaded America, but who will do so when monthly food stamp and welfare allotments increase by at least 10 percent.

Nancy Pelosi's Progressive Compassion Program to Fix Immigration

No Human Being Is Illegal

As Democrats, we believe that the term "illegal alien" should only be used when referring to the invasion of a woman's uterus by an unwanted fetus, and then only as needed to provide concise language for the death certificate of the vanquished interloper.

When used to describe migrants from Mexico and other Latin nations, the term illegal alien is xenophobic and morally repugnant, and is a pernicious denial of the humanness of some of the most talented toilet bowl scrubbers, janitors, housemaids, burger flippers, fruit pickers, and operators of hi-tech leaf blowers in America.

We Democrats also object most vehemently when "illegal alien" is used as a derogatory slur against killers, MS-13 gangsters, drunken drivers, welfare cheats, identity thieves, drug smugglers, child molesters, and other future constituents who are down on their luck and in need of a helping hand, rather than a kick in the posterior.

As Speaker of the House, I have drafted redemptive legislation to add "illegal alien" and "wetback" to the list of terms that qualify as hate speech in America.

This draft is being reviewed by Mexican President Felipe Calderon and the Mexican Congress, and will be released to U.S. House members after all comments from Mexico's leaders have been resolved to the satisfaction of Mexico.

A Spanish translation of the draft will also be sent to the White House for President Bush to review.

For the record: The preferred term for those living here, but missing a silly piece of paper or two, is "Undocumented Constituent."

America Must Be Deportation-free Sanctuary

Tens of millions of undocumented constituents hide in the shadows of American society, afraid to assimilate because of fear of punitive action by a government that hates the color brown.

San Francisco pioneered the "Nuclear-free" zoning concept several years ago to alert the world that The City is completely free from nuclear weapons and should not be attacked. That policy has worked beautifully, because there have been no nuclear incidents since the declaration was codified into San Francisco's City Charter.

Using the same template of success, I, in conjunction with Gavin Newsome, Mayor of San Francisco, hereby designate America as a deportation-free sanctuary to anyone who can prove that he/she is here from Mexico without proper documentation, who speaks Spanish, but absolutely no English, and who is destitute and in need of public services to survive.

As an added benefit, undocumented constituents who can prove they are HIV positive are also eligible for free housing and transportation in San Francisco.

These progressive enhancements will surely make undocumented constituents feel most welcome and, we hope, shadow free!

Bring Troops Home to Reduce "Pressure" on the Border

During his State of the Union address, President Bush advised the American people that the immigration problem is the result of too much "pressure" on America's borders.

Although the president is wrong on just about everything, he has this one right.

We Democrats intend to help the befuddled president take pressure off the borders by requiring that our troops be withdrawn from Iraq and sent to the border with Mexico by the 4th of July, 2007.

At the border, our brave military troops would escort and assure safe passage for any and all Latinos wishing to invade America.

American troops would be authorized to use whatever force needed, including lethal, to prevent renegade border patrol agents and outlaw vigilantes, AKA Minutemen, from hindering the flow of undocumented constituents into the promised land.

In addition to providing escort services, our troops would be used in a door-to-door campaign to confiscate every last firearm in the unsteady hands of ordinary Americans.

Gun Control: Repealing the 2nd Amendment

As the tragic circumstances surrounding the Virginia Tech massacre made quite clear, America must establish far greater legal impediments to all forms of gun ownership.

Repealing the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution is the only reasonable recourse for responsible Americans.

In addition, we Democrats strongly support a recent proposal by a Canadian journalist that would have the U.S. military go door to door to confiscate guns

Undocumented constituents are overwhelmingly in favor of repealing the 2nd Amendment, and would make excellent door to door "confiscators" in America's war against guns.

This is yet another reason why America must bring as many of these people into our nation as soon as possible.

Diversity and Tolerance Workshops

American citizens, particularly white Christian Republicans, can be an intolerant lot, especially when it comes to Spanish-speaking brown people.

A special outreach program should be established to eliminate racist thinking in bigoted whites by showing how undocumented constituents contribute to the America in so many ways.

Think about it: Were it not for undocumented constituents, America would have to fire scores of thousands of police officers, prison guards, probation officers, judges, bail bondsmen, drunk tank officers, car wash managers, and translators in our system of justice.

Without undocumented constituents there would be a calamitous oversupply of food stamps, Cuervo beer, DUI defense attorneys who speak Spanish, welfare caseworkers, ID theft investigators, and English as a Second Language (ESL) instructors.

Undocumented constituents are vital to America's economy and white folks need to wake up and smell the refried beans!

Universal Health Care

As any American citizen who has tried to get medical attention at any emergency room knows, the great masses of undocumented constituents suffer immensely from the lack of affordable health insurance.

Indeed, undocumented constituents generally look haggard, emaciated, hung over, suffering from Delirium Tremors, and lacking in dental care.

A caring nation like America must implement a universal health care program for all people, including undocumented constituents

This humanitarian program can be funded by adding a $2.50 per gallon "wellness levy" to the cost of gasoline used in SUVs, Cadillac and Lincoln sedans, and all other vehicles registered to known Republicans.

A "wellness levy" would reduce the demand for foreign oil, cut global warming, and eliminate the need for Al Gore's hideous "An Inconvenient Truth," billed as a movie, but which was really a paid (by movie goers!) political announcement!

Higher Taxes, Redistribution of Wealth

One of the gravest problems facing America in 2007 is that all the wrong people have money.

Rich, white Republicans control most of the nation's wealth, but these people are simply the wrong people to be in control of so much wealth.

We Democrats support a progressive tax structure to level the playing field between the filthy rich and the unwashed poor.

Undocumented constituents are ALL poor and would vote unanimously to soak the rich with higher, higher, and even higher taxes!


America faces many difficult challenges. But by bringing our troops home, tearing down impediments to newcomers, repealing the 2nd Amendment, and enacting other progressive ideas, we can save America for future generations of impoverished Mexicans.

Join me and the Democrat party as we work to make America truly the "Land of the Free" for scores of millions of good hearted, hard working people of color.

Let me close with a deep and inspirational spiritual thought: God dang America!

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Stupid Protest Marches: A Mexican Cultural Thang?

By John W. Lillpop

With the threat of even more marches by illegal aliens on the docket this week, it is prudent to remember that in April and May of 2006, the entire world was witness to one of the most remarkable displays of human stupidity imaginable:

Millions of illegal aliens from Mexico marched through American cities like Chicago, Los Angeles, Dallas etc. to DEMAND citizenship and all benefits accruing thereto.

Many were even foolish enough to carry the Mexican flag and signs reading 'Yes we Can," in Spanish.

Keep in mind we are talking about criminals who, by law, should have been rounded up and kicked out of the country.

These are people with absolutely no legal or moral standing in the U.S., but who cost American taxpayers upwards of $100 billion per year in public services to which they are not entitled!

Yes, these criminals took to American streets to demand citizenship and to protest legislation passed by duly elected members of the U.S. House of Representatives.

Unbelievable stupidity!

Only in America, right?

Well, not quite.

Third world Mexico held a national election in July 2006, a very close race between Lopez Obrador, a liberal leftist, and Felipe Calderon, supposedly a conservative.

Obrador and Calderon had been neck and neck in the polls, but Calderon won on election day.

And how did Obrador supporters handle defeat?

In a very Mexican way: Hundreds of thousands invaded the streets to protest election results and to charge fraud. They essentially refused to accept election results.

Think back to 2000 and one of the most gut-wrenching and difficult presidential elections in American history. It took several weeks and intervention by the highest court in the land before the matter was finally settled.

And how did U.S. Democrats handle this most bitter defeat? How many took to the streets to protest?

The good news is that even the most irresponsible, whacked-out Democrat is far more bright and sophisticated than most Mexicans, whether the Mexican is in America illegally or stuck in that 3rd-world cesspool called home.

There was, and still is, much political rancor and bitterness from Democrats about 2000. But there have been no idiotic street marches or threats of violence.

One cannot help but wonder why Mexican protesters do not simply write, call, fax or email to make their opinions known, rather than engaging in mindless and childish adventures on the streets?

The answer: Because that would require literacy, a commodity apparently in very short supply in the protest marcher community.

Perhaps the "Yes, We Can" refrain should be updated to a more realistic

"GD it, No You Can't!"


John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.