Eliot Spitzer's Halloween Trick: Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens

By John W. Lillpop

In an extraordinary bit of political witchcraft most appropriate for Halloween, the federal government and Governor Eliot Spitzer of New York have reached a compromise that will allow New York to issue special driver's licenses to illegal aliens.

Newsday: http://www.newsday.com/news/local/wire/newyork/ny-bc-ny--immigrantdrivers1027oct27,0,674004,print.story

Why any American politician of normal intelligence and even the slightest recollection of 9/11 would want to do something so utterly stupid is puzzling.

In any event, the Spitzer scheme will provide illegal aliens with a unique ID that will clearly distinguish them as illegal. And that is supposed to help the invading peasants?

Think about it, Pedro. When you go to get your driver's license, you will have to be photographed with MEX tattooed on your forehead. That MEX will tell everyone in the universe that Pedro is an invading scumbag who should be arrested and shipped back to Mexico immediately, but who is nonetheless licensed to drive in New York.

Still, it is your choice, Pedro.

Oh, and by the way, the following message will be encrypted on your tamper-safe license. In English.

"My name is Pedro Ignacio Garcia. My wife and I came to America by crossing the border in Arizona on January 2, 2002. We had to sneak across the border into America because the U.S. immigration system is broken, at least that is what our Mexican government told us.

"Mexican officials told us to have as many children as possible as soon as possible once we got settled in America. We have had six children since; all of whom are American citizens that we are counting on to keep the U.S. government from sending my wife and I back to Mexico. We had planned to come to America in 2003, but we found that my wife was pregnant so we came in 2002 so that the triplets would be born in America.

"We came to America because we heard your president George Bush and Democrats like Eliot Spitzer and Harry Reid say many nice things about Mexicans who come to America illegally. We have heard that we can get driver's licenses and reduced tuition for our children in some of your states.

"One of the major attractions for us is your excellent system that provides free medical service, especially since I have no health insurance for myself or family. We are very concerned that some hospitals are closing because of the costs of serving poor people like us. We suggest that the health insurance premiums for Americans be increased to cover poor people from Mexico.

"I am proud of my Mexican heritage and love Spanish, the language of love. I believe that learning English is a waste of time so I do not bother. We have demanded that the public schools teach our children in Spanish. The Democrat party registered us in Spanish and the ballots we have voted with are all in Spanish. Who needs English? Even President Bush does not speak it very well, or so we have been told.

"We proudly fly the Mexican flag in remembrance of the fact that much of the land that is America was stolen from Mexico. Our children are being taught that retaking that land for Mexico is what God wants us to do.

"I am a potential carrier of deadly strains of tuberculosis and other diseases eradicated in the modern world 75 years ago, but which are still rampant in my beloved Mexico. That is why American citizens need to make sure me and my family receive the very best in medical care.

"I do not pay no stinkin' income taxes to any local, state or federal government. How else could I afford to work for wages that allow me to steal jobs from American citizens?

"I am an alcoholic and need to drive in order to get to AA meetings every night. Sometimes my AA amigos fall off the wagon briefly and take me with them. Those are the only times when I drink and drive. Except on Cinco de Mayo and other Mexican holidays.

"Our family is on welfare and food stamps even though we are not eligible. We have fake IDs that say we are legal, and we have social security numbers to prove it.

"We are saving our pesos to buy a big, beautiful home. But we are worried about the loan credit crisis now threatening to make credit inaccessible to illegal aliens. As with health insurance, we believe the solution is simple: Increase the interest rates paid by American citizens to cover the risk associated with lending to illegal aliens from Mexico.

"We hear that white people want to secure the U.S. borders to keep terrorists out. Phooey! Why would we Mexicans do harm to the land of free tacos, education, health care, food, and housing?

"Our favorite American heroes are, in this order: George Lopez, Mel Martinez, Eliot Spitzer, George Bush, and Hillary Clinton.

"God bless Mexico and the crazy gringos who want to give America to illegal aliens!"

Mexican Invaders Share American Values? Tell That to Fire Evacuees in California!

By John W. Lillpop

One of the most sickening arguments used by George W. Bush to justify his traitorous inaction on illegal aliens is the idiotic notion that invading Mexicans share common values with the American people.

Really?

When was the last time you invaded a foreign nation, violated immigration laws, and pilfered that nation's treasure? That is exactly what each and every illegal alien is guilty of when they come here uninvited, unwelcome, and illegally.

The notion that Mexican illegal aliens are nothing but common criminals was reinforced this week when six Mexican invaders were arrested for stealing food and water from a southern California evacuation center set up for those fleeing the wildfires.

Corruption Chronicles: http://www.corruptionchronicles.com/2007/10/illegal_immigrants_steal_fire.html

Can you imagine? Stealing food and water from people who have been driven from their homes to escape death and injury?

And that is an American value? Taking advantage of those who are suffering the devastating loss of homes and all earthly possessions?

Sorry, Mr. President, but real Americans share food and water with those in crises, rather than steal from them.

The bottom line is that every illegal alien has made a conscious decision to willfully ignore U.S. borders and laws for selfish purposes.

Illegal aliens are criminals the moment they cross our borders illegally. All too many of them add to their initial crime by stealing food and water or by stealing services to which they are not entitled.

Please listen, Mr. President: Those are NOT American values!

GOP Plans to End Illegal Immigration Flawed

By John W. Lillpop

Isn't it swell to have presidential candidates engaged in no-holds barred, full-scale food fights to see who can sound the toughest on illegal aliens? That is actually happening with the Republicans--sort of.

Fred Thompson began the bidding on Tuesday; Rudy Giuliani countered with his plan on Wednesday.

Both Thompson and Giuliani tried to sound tough and patriotic without confronting a critical part of the solution: Reversing illegal immigration by deporting the 38 million criminals who have invaded America.

Without a rigid program of enforced deportations, illegal aliens will continue to come, confident that the U.S. government will eventually reward their criminal acts with a path to citizenship.

That is not what America wants or needs, gentlemen.

America needs an aggressive program of deportations that accomplishes three primary objectives:

-Makes life as miserable as possible for illegals already here, thereby prompting mass self deportations;

-Sends a message to other would be invaders: Don't bother. Uncle Sam has finally caught on to the scam, and

-Makes homeland security and protection of American citizens the greatest priority when it comes to immigration policy.

Naysayers will instantly moan and groan that it is "impossible" to deport 38 million people.

Really?

How in the hell did the free loaders and scam artists get here to begin with? Channeled across the border by Democrats looking for votes? Or perhaps big business relied on alien abductions in order to meet its needs for slave labor?

Rubbish!

The invaders came individually, one by one, walking on their own two encroaching feet.

Note, please, that the uneducated, non-English speaking, impoverished peasants did not think that it was impossible to invade the greatest power on the face of the Earth.

So why in the world should that awesome power conclude that it is impossible to reverse the flow and send the criminals home?

The answer, of course, is commitment.

With 'conservatives' like George W. Bush and John McCain leading the charge, those who advocate rule of law and American sovereignty are accused of being racists and bigots, for heaven's sake.

More rubbish!

It is not necessary to root out the cancer of illegal aliens in one fell swoop. A reasonable and orderly procedure should be undertaken, and soon self-deportations will commence.

Once the world is witness to the fact that America is serious about our sovereignty and the rule of law, Mexico will be forced to deal responsibly with it's problems, rather than simply shoving those problems north across the U.S. border.

Securing the border is a vital and major priority. But the job will not be complete until the invaders already here are forced to go home!

Read Our Lips: NO New Amnesty!

By John W. Lillpop


To Harry Reid, most Democrats, all RINOs, and President Barack Obama:

We the people understand that the U.S. Senate is considering yet another idiotic attempt to grant amnesty to millions of illegal aliens who have invaded the sovereign nation known as the United States.

With all due respect to the Majority Leader and other pro-amnesty colleagues, what Part of NO NEW AMNESTY do you not understand?

For the benefit of slow learners and those in denial, let us reiterate why the majority of Americans everywhere, from all political persuasions, are against amnesty for the criminals who have invaded America:

In short, we the people are:

FED UP with plans to merge the United States into a North American alliance with Canada and Mexico. Such a plan would destroy American sovereignty and is totally unacceptable.

FED UP with the refusal of the federal government to secure our borders at time of war.

FED UP when armed Mexicans illegally cross our borders and assault Americans, yet our government takes no action, and refuses to even protest.

FED UP when Americans defending the U.S. from drug smuggling illegal aliens are sent to federal prison, while invading criminals are to be forgiven via amnesty for violating our borders and laws.

FED UP with the fact that upwards of 38 million illegal aliens are currently in America, and cost taxpayers $113 billion dollars every year.

FED UP with a president who orders young Americans into harm's way thousands of miles from home, but who refuses to secure America.

FED UP with politicians who refuse to enforce immigration laws and who claim it is "impossible" to deport criminals here illegally.

FED UP with illegal aliens who can not and/or will not speak English.

FED UP with taxpayer dollars being wasted to print documents in foreign languages.

FED UP with illegal aliens who dump their medical bills on the backs of U.S. taxpayers, but who send $30-40 billion a year back to Mexico each year.

FED UP with the fact that providing free medical services to illegal aliens drives hospitals out of business, making those facilities unavailable to American citizens for whom the medical centers were intended.

FED UP with our schools being invaded by non-English speaking children who impede the learning process of students who genuinely belong here.

FED UP with the fact that federal, state, and local penal systems are overrun by illegal aliens, again costing taxpayers billions each year.

FED UP with the fact that, on average, illegal aliens kill 12 Americans every day.

FED UP with the fact that the overwhelming majority of felony crimes being investigated in Los Angeles have been committed by illegals from Mexico.

FED UP with politicians who refuse to round up and deport millions of illegal aliens who are destroying American culture and language.

FED UP with politicians who pamper illegal aliens with driver's licenses and free public services, which encourage even more invaders to come to America.

FED UP with the attempted Mexicanization of America. Mexico is a third- world slum, and we are FED UP with those who want America to be like Mexico!

Finally, Mr. President and members of the U.S. Congress, we the people are FED UP with those who consistently work on behalf of illegal aliens and the state of Mexico, and against the interests of the American people!

Please do not underestimate the dissatisfaction and rage swelling in the hearts of patriotic Americans on this vital issue.

We the people DEMAND our great country back!

Read Our Lips: NO NEW AMNESTY!

The Rise and Fall of Vicente Fox: A Five-Hour Thriller

By John W. Lillpop

Former Mexican president Vicente Fox spent most of last week sticking his intrusive nose into matters that are the exclusive domain of the American people and elected representatives, and which are absolutely none of the business of Mexico, it's current president, or any former Mexican president.

Interesting enough, Fox came to America to promote his new book, "Revolution of Hope" in which he rips his "friend "George W. Bush to shreds.

For example, Fox does not think too highly of W's Spanish, disparagingly calling it high school level.

I wonder if Fox realizes that high school Spanish far exceeds Bush's level of proficiency in English?

When he was not slicing George W. Bush into taco stuffing, Fox was unloading on the American people and the U.S. Congress. To begin with, Fox called Americans "racist" for demanding that our borders be secured and immigration laws enforced.

Fox went on to lecture that by insisting on the rule of law, we Americans are in danger of losing our "immigrant soul."

Good grief, there are upwards of 38 million non-English speaking alien peasants living here illegally! Most of whom are Mexicans, by the way.

And we have lost our immigration soul? And are racists because we will not let another 38 million in?

Who the hell does this moron think he is? Harry Reid? Ted Kennedy? John McCain? George W. Bush?

If only America had a president who could speak fathomable English and communicate effectively, Vicente Fox would have been told to shut his mouth and get the hell out of America before someone decked the damn fool!

But, alas, all we have is George W. Bush, and his 8th grade English and 10th grade Spanish!

Still, there is some good news to share on the trash Vicente Fox front.

Specifically, while Fox was blaming America for the fact that Mexico continues to be a third-world embarrassment that cannot feed, educate, house, or provide health care to it's own citizens, Mexican protesters in Boca Del Rio were having fun with a bronze statue of Fox just hours after it was erected.

These upstanding and obviously intelligent Mexicans began by egging the statute, after which the crowd fastened a rope around its neck and pulled it to the ground, breaking off the right hand and damaging the base.

Chron: http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5212116.html

Holy Baghdad. That sounds very much like what happened to the bust of dictator Saddam Hussein back in 2003.

Of course, we all know how Saddam spent New Years Eve 2006, namely, swinging from a noose.

Wonder if that is Vicente Fox's destiny?

Dear Boca Del Rio protesters: Need rope?






John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Does America Need Hard Work/Thrift Tutoring from Pedro Zapeta?

Illegal Alien Pedro Zapeta Needs $49,000 to pay his Lawyer!

Satire By John W. Lillpop

Pedro Zapeta is the illegal alien who invaded America nine years ago to pursue a career in dish washing. By adding tax evasion to his skills set, Pedro was able to amass $59,000 over that nine-year period.

But after nine stimulating years, Zapeta decided he needed less challenging work, so he decided to return to Guatemala.

According to rumors spread by loiters outside several Day Labor centers in Miami, Zapeta planned to use that hard-earned $59,000 to start a government consulting firm.

His specialty? Showing Guatemala, Mexico and other third world governments how to escape the clutches of abject poverty.

Pedro's success model is really quite simple: Export your poverty to America!

Unfortunately for the rocket science major turned dishwasher, his decision to carry that $59,000 in a duffel bag through airport security put a crimp in his entrepreneurial visions.

Specifically, Pedro Zapeta was arrested and his small fortune confiscated by the U.S. government. Pedro has been ordered to leave America by January 2008, sans most of that $59,000.

But not everyone agrees that Zapeta has received the justice he richly deserves.

Writing in the Miami Herald, Ana Menendez sympathizes with the illegal alien:

"At a time when most Americans are deep in the red and the national debt rises by more than $1 billion a day, Pedro Zapeta may be the last man on earth who still embodies the great American ideal of thrift and hard work.

"He never owned a car, rode his bike everywhere and denied himself every luxury beyond rent and electricity. If Zapeta were wise to the ways of popular culture, he'd pitch a self-help book: How to Think and Grow Rich on Minimum Wage.

"Zapeta doesn't care about any of that. He just wants to get home to his family. That's understandable. But I think the authorities should reconsider.

Anyone who can amass $62,000 in nine years should be forced to stay here and teach the rest of us how to do it."

Miami Herald: http://www.miamiherald.com/548/story/266193.html

Of course, Menendez does not mention the fact that America's national debt includes hundreds of billions of dollars spent to provide education, health care, food, housing and other public services to illegal aliens like Pedro Zapeta.

Further, about 30 percent of America's prison and jail population is made up of illegal aliens, another huge expense dumped on the backs of American taxpayers.

Ms. Menendez also conveniently overlooks the fact that most Americans pay income taxes, a legal requirement imposed by the federal government and most states. Without the burden of income taxes, many Americans would be far less encumbered with debt and more likely to be rich like Pedro Zapeta.

As to Menendez's idea for a book, I agree that Pedro should undertake such a project.

However, rather than How to Think and Grow Rich on Minimum Wage, Pedro should pen a book titled, Get Rich by Invading America, Evading Taxes and Freeloading on the Backs of American Taxpayers, For Dummies.

To be published in Spanish only, of course.

As to Menendez's proposal that Pedro Zapeta should be forced to stay in America and teach the rest of us how to earn and save: Nice thought, but Pedro Zapeta is urgently needed in Guatemala.

After all, while Pedro was ripping off America, nine years worth of dirty dishes have been stacking up in Guatemala!

Go home, Pedro!

American Hero Who Set Fire to Mexican Flag Charged With Burning Rubbish

By John W. Lillpop

San Antonio, Texas is home to the Alamo and one hellacious American hero named David Bohmfalk.

When illegal aliens marched through the streets of America to demand "rights," and to protest the rule of law in America, Bohmfalk started paying attention. Knowing that American politcians were actually proposing amnesty for the marching thugs ignited a fire of patriotism in Bohmfalk.

Bohmfalk took a patriotic and honorable stand in front of the Alamo, a building where Davy Crockett and James Bowie gained honor and a place of esteem in American history.

The full story as reported by Joe Conger of KENS 5 Eyewitness News:

"It caused some controversy, but it was supposed to. Now, one man is headed to municipal court for burning a Mexican flag in protest in front of the Alamo.

"The city is charging 46-year old David Bohmfalk with burning without a permit, even though no one gives permits to burn a flag.

'I was raised to respect my country,' Bohmfalk said.

"All the rallies and talk of amnesty for undocumented immigrants in May 2006 lit the fires of patriotism for Bohmfalk, he said.

'I just got angry,' he said. 'I decided I had to do something, make my statement, and that's what I did.'

"Bohmfalk had his own protest in front of a building known for revolution, where Davy Crockett and James Bowie made a stand. So did Bohmfalk but he used a lighter instead of gunfighter. Park police cited Bohmfalk for illegal burning of rubbish, even it was a Mexican flag he set ablaze.

'Because of what it's made out of, it took a little while to burn it. It took me two minutes, but I got it lit,' Bohmfalk said.

"Authorities say his actions left some of the Mexican nationals in the Alamo crowd feeling burned. However, Bohmfalk's attorney, Jason Jakob, says, freedom of speech is Bohmfalk's constitutional right.

'My client felt so strongly, and exercised protest, by burning that flag,' Jakob said.

"Bohmfalk says while he was detained by police, he was harassed, his life was threatened, and he was even assaulted by some tourists who spit on him. Ironically, all these offenses are punishable by law. Jakob says flag burning is not.

'In America, every day we see people burning the American flag and it's become desensitized,' Jakob said. 'If we can allow that, we can certainly say that the Mexican flag can be burned.'

"As a former Texas police chief and military veteran, Bohmfalk says he knows his rights, and is fighting for them.

'Why should a foreign flag get any better protection than the American flag?' he said.

"The city has not returned calls for comment. As for Bohmfalk's right to a speedy trial, that's been delayed as well. His trial has been reset three times."

San Antonio Express News
http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA100907.Mexflagburn.KENS_.155c25557.htmls

God bless and keep you and your attorney, David Bohmfalk! You are a genuine American hero!

Patriot Alert: America OCCUPIED by 38 Million Illegal Aliens!

By John W. Lillpop

Upon learning that 12 twelve million illegal aliens have invaded our nation and are still occuping American soil, most Americans become alarmed and angry. What will the People think and do when they learn that the problem may actually be more than three times greater than the government admits?

A group called Californians for Population Stabilization has issued a report, which concludes that as many as 38 million illegal aliens are occupying America.

Newsroomamerica http://www.newsroomamerica.com/politics/story.php?id=394839

38 million illegal aliens occuping American soil!

Rather than the twelve million reported by illegal alien friendly morons in the Bush administration and U.S. Congress.

Incomprehensible!

Think about it. America is supposed to operate in accordance with the rule of law.

Yet 38 million people have been able to successfully cross our borders illegally? Each and every one of whom must be regarded as a potential terrorist since we know nothing about any of them?

All of this when our commander-in-chief insists that the nation is at war?

And our government refuses to enforce existing laws by deporting illegal aliens, and in fact, would like to grant each and every one amnesty!

Clearly, governance of America has fallen into the hands of brain dead elitists who do not give a damn about U.S. sovereignty, the rule of law, our Constitution, or preservation of American language and culture.

Those are the same political nit wits anxious to pass an amnesty plan that would reward 38 million criminals with the most prized possession on the planet: U.S. Citizenship.

Fact: If illegal aliens were a separate state, it would be the most populous state in the union!

Does it make any sense for America to sponsor a subculture comprised of 38 million third-world peasants, most of whom are uneducated, unskilled and non-English speaking?

A subculture that costs taxpayers hundreds of billions of dollars each year for public services?

A subculture where many actually believe that Mexico still holds claim to the southwest United States, and that “gringos” should be forced out?

A subculture where the Mexican flag is more esteemed that Old Glory?

Consider how our illegal alien population compares with the population of some foreign nations*:

Canada:
34 million

Iraq:
27 million

Australia:
20 million

North Korea:
23 million

Israel:
6.5 million

Ireland:
4 million

Can America afford to take in human poverty nearly twice the population of Australia? Or nine times the population of Ireland?

More than the entire population of Canada?

And if we did something so foolish, how long before another 40 million illegal aliens would invade?

We the People must demand that our elected officials secure the borders immediately, with armed force if need be, and deport every last illegal alien as soon as possible.

If We the People fail to stop George W. Bush and his co-conspirators in the U.S. Congress, there will be no America to pass on to future generations.




* Source
https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/index.html

More Vital to U.S. History: Columbus Day or Cesar Chavez' Birthday?

By John W. Lillpop

Racism is an insidious monster, regardless of it's origin or target.

It is important to note that this monster can be manifested in unwarranted "pro" sentiments that are just as toxic as "anti" feelings. In either case, the objective is to elevate one's race above others based solely on race.

Example: Take Blanca Alvarado (please!). This Santa Clara County Supervisor once thought it made perfect sense to abandon Columbus Day just to make room for the birthday of Cesar Chavez!

Talk about blatant racism! Clearly, this proposal was based on Alvarado's Hispanic racism and her desire to supplant an all-American holiday with a day that would elevate a fellow Hispanic.

Alvarado's assault on Italians and American history was apparently inspired by a comment from fellow nit wit supe Liz Kniss who said, "On this particular coast, it (Columbus Day) doesn't seem to have great relevance."

Metroactive: http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/01.16.03/public-eye-0303.html

With all due respect to Alvarado and Kniss, the birthday of Cesar Chavez is irrelevant to most people, excepting those who are able to milk the day for some undeserved, but paid, time off.

In any event, October 8 is still celebrated as Columbus Day in most of America. The post office, banks, and other government offices are mostly closed to honor Christopher Columbus for his wonderful discovery.

For those Hispanics like Blanca Alvarado who feel disenfranchised by Columbus Day, there is some good news.

Most vineyards are OPEN on October 8, and the grapes are ripe for picking or stomping, depending on one's progress in anger management!






John Lillpop is a recovering liberal.

Illegal Aliens Cause Global Warming!

By John W. Lillpop

As most people know, Michael Chertoff is the part-time head of U.S. Homeland Security. His real job and vocational passion is functioning as the anti-Christ, a role more consistent with his temperament and appearance.


Because of Chertoff's split responsibilities, homeland security has been neglected and short- changed, especially when it comes to illegal aliens.

Whether by design as a result of Dubya Bush's insanity, or by coincidence because of Dubya Bush's stupidity, the result has been devastating.

Fact is, up until now our federal government has encouraged third-world peasants to invade America in record numbers. That, despite the crippling impact of illegal immigration on America's economy, security, crime rates, security, and culture.

Senor~ Bush has received plenty of help in making America a safe haven for invading Latinos. That help has been forthcoming from liberals who see illegal aliens as "undocumented Democrats," and from RINOs always looking to scare up a bountiful supply of slave labor for big business.










Given the unholy alliance between Bush, Democrats, and corrupt RINOs, solving the illegal alien crisis has been next to impossible--- until now.

However, Michael Chertoff may have inadvertently, and no doubt reluctantly, provided the most powerful argument to date against illegal aliens in a statement several months ago.

Chertoff did so when he said, "Illegal migrants really degrade the environment," in a telephone interview with The Associated Press.

Breitbart: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8S0MJG00&show_article=1


In essence, Chertoff was declaring that "Brown degrades green," at least when it comes to illegal aliens.

As everyone knows, the environment and green are the Holy Grail of the Democrat party.

Nothing is more important than the environment.

Protecting labor unions and a woman's right to murder innocent children, retreating from Iraq, condemning George Bush, making gay marriage legal, raising taxes, etc., all pale in comparison to the importance of the environment in the diseased liberal brain.

Which means that patriotic Americans dedicated to ending the invasion of America by third world peasants have been gifted with a simple, yet wonderful, solution by Dr. Chertoff.

Namely, link illegal aliens to global warming!

Do that and then step aside as the likes of Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi lead scores of millions of green-eyed nut cases into battle against barrios, Home Depot outlets, Day Laborer centers and other squatting places favored by illegal aliens.

Do that and watch Deportations Now! become the number one mantra on the lips of liberals from Maine to San Diego

At that happy day, those of us who oppose illegal aliens for patriotic and common sense reasons, will gratefully thank God for green and all other forms of environmental craziness!